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1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the bebek floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where i stand right behind the state border and him in the other state, with a gun to his head

14. Apologize to the senator

15. catch that one stupid bird that keeps going squack squack night and hari so i can't even nap!

16. finish one ikan two ikan red ikan blue fish

17. find out who the heck the "fonz" is

18. memorize the pokemon theme song!

19. make a friend that isn't a plant *no, i'll never leave anda robert, your the best pohon that ever lived*

20. beat up those stupid kindergardeners that think there all that.
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posted by Insane4ever
Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......




A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....



The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects atau trees atau bushes around...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed oleh a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I meninju, pukulan boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the kacang butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet anda Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy beruang is staring at me.
posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight anda go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that anda won't kill me.

anda buy weapons and guns.

anda are certainly hooked.

anda go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the bones are torn.

anda cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

anda may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But anda should not go a-killing.

anda like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No lebih talking, no lebih beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a tahun now,

anda have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
posted by randomer123boo
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the puncak, atas of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the toko has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the toko

if anda have done one atau lebih of these tips anda should have benn takhta out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
posted by jodith
im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P



If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest acak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents...
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posted by pandawinx
Hello everyone! :)

I'm here menulis about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and berkata stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....
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Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves akting it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the hari I lost all my friends lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in tahun 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat selanjutnya to fred who i had sat selanjutnya to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females...
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