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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me anda little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.

Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!

*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*

Pikachu:Pika-chu.

*Pikachu began crying*

Ash:Throw up anda little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!

Pikachu:Pika...

Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!

Misty:Ash what's your problem?

Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!

Brock:Run,before he try's to kill anda to!

*Brock berkata as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*

Ash:There anda are!

*Ash smiled*

Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!

Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't anda running?I told anda to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't anda loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until anda loose some weight!
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Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' oleh Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor berkata we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The hari anda left, I swore I'd never talk to anda again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always anda who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether anda are the driver, riding shotgun, atau sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make berkata drive go oleh much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska atau Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when anda are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the berkata sibling is...
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