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BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE anda CAN!!

Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... atau your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a stroberi head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat pizza until anda hurl then.........eat more.

Go bite a cow.

selai all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.

Flush your goldfish while he's alive.

Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all hari on a lead and call it peter!

Speak italian in russian.

Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked oleh terrorists.".


ilol post lebih later
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Part 2 of zombie survival

1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a lebih entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that anda despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the binatang from zoo's.
7. Make friends with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your favorit movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever anda think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a artis house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from...
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Fat lady looking for chapstick cause her lips hurt!
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girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, sarang, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and sarang, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
gir 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot anjing wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, anda get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when anda touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick atau treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders permen over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
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FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not tampil it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows...
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which bulan do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From domba and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) tupai fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the takhta in 1936 he respected the wish of queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
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listen guys anda all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I berkata horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a detik chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if anda don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten anda atau go after anda if anda don't don't worry

but if anda do forgive me anda wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't laporan me please just read the artikel and don't laporan me I wont be mean ever again

if anda guys forgive me awesome if anda don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
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