There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about anda right now. None of them are nice
To know me is to cinta me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.
I want a tazer =)
Has gone to play in traffic.
Is breathing oxygen
I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.
anda can email your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com
Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean anda get to slap them twice?
Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???
I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side
SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis
Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their meja tulis, meja and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?
Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!
If you're looking for the perfect woman, anda have two options. Mother Teresa, atau Barbie... One of them is dead, sorry to hear anda play with dolls.
Live like anda were dying tomorrow, because if anda keep annoying me, anda might
Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.
When all else fails, grab a shovel and bury the bitch
Be the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream "OH NO!! THE menggerutu, jalang IS AWAKE!!"
I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
To know me is to cinta me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.
I want a tazer =)
Has gone to play in traffic.
Is breathing oxygen
I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.
anda can email your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com
Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean anda get to slap them twice?
Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???
I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side
SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis
Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their meja tulis, meja and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?
Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!
If you're looking for the perfect woman, anda have two options. Mother Teresa, atau Barbie... One of them is dead, sorry to hear anda play with dolls.
Live like anda were dying tomorrow, because if anda keep annoying me, anda might
Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.
When all else fails, grab a shovel and bury the bitch
Be the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream "OH NO!! THE menggerutu, jalang IS AWAKE!!"
I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
Why did I get divorced????
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do anda mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 menit later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do anda mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 menit later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
