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 Claire's dad Ruanet
Claire's dad Ruanet
NOT CHARTERS FROM TWILIGHT



Tomorrow is a new day, to bad. Why? I have no freaking idea; Just ask these crazy evil people who think they are helping me. Everyone thinks they know what I’m going through atau that they can help me.
Let me start over, My name is Claira Hale. I’m a special “person”, I have long brown hair green eyes. Oh… and I’m a werewolf. Yea. See my life is complicated, not only am I the Chief’s ONLY Daughter, I’m the “Silver one” whatever that is, see only a week yang lalu I was the most Normal person ever nothing special about me. I went to school, had my friends, my family was normal atau so I thought. Yesterday I started feeling bad so I go halaman awal and my dad starts freaking out and selanjutnya thing I know there’s a 340 pound brown serigala in my living room.
Just then I start getting smaller atau shorter, growing fur, and my teeth become sharp and long. So here I am a grayish wolf, standing 5 feet away from my serigala dad. So anda see how I could think I’m going crazy. So of course I had to see if I had a tail, so I started spinning in a lingkaran looking like a idiot. “Claire, Claire kerang down” my dad told me walking over to me “CLAM DOWN, I’m a DOG how, why sould I kerang down?!” “first so I can explain, detik your not a dog, you’re a wolf” “Well then that makes it better” I replied, he ignored my tone and continued “first anda need to change back” Well of course “How do I do that” “think human” I just looked at him “Think about being human” So I thought and started to grow my bulu shrieked and I could stand up
“See that wasn’t so hard” I looked down, I was wearing the same thing I had when I changed “I guess not” I looked my dad was dad, I rubbed my eyes “I think it’s time I explain” “you think” he went to get his keys “Claire I think we should go somewhere else” “why” “it will help me tell you” “ok” “go get in the truck” as I started to walk outside dad pulled out his phone and called someone, oleh the time a was in the truck I heard a serigala howl, it was common to hear it, just it felt different like I knew it was calling it’s pack, I have always liked serigala wanted to study them but because of what just happened I might rethink that carrier choice. Dad got in the truck and started west “where are we going to?” no mistaking the fear in my voice “to met some old friends” he seemed nervous and excited at once, “oh..” after about 20 menit of driving we pulled up to a long drive way when a say long that’s just what a mean to. “Claire?” “Yea Dad” “Are anda worried?” YES “Not really” I was not about to admit that I was terrified he could see that but I had to try, Ya see, all my life I lived with my Dad it was just us my mom died from a mountain lion attack didn’t have any brothers atau sisters it was great, many times Dad went fishing trip 5 atau 6 times a week never for to long though I never asked lebih then how was it? And did anda have a good day? Now think he was doing something more. We got to the end of the drive way and saw a few people looking at me. They all looked, well strange. Three my lucky number it gave me the smallest bit of hope. Three guys standing outside my truck a well muscled men about 21, a lighter older man looked important black short hair gray in it about 40 then there was a boy about my age maybe 16 short cropped black and skin lighter then the others but darker then me brown eyes that looked like susu cokelat and very lean cut the weird thing was he was looking at me. Like I was a ghost of a princess, I since of respect and dignity like he didn’t want to tampil that level of respect. Dad was already out of the truck talking to the older looking man “Richard, it time” I heard my dad say “I thought so” the man named Richard was saying “Claire” I jumped out of the car at my dad’s bellowing voice “Claire this is Richard Greene, that over there” he pointed at the 21 tahun old “Is Seth Greene, and that” Pointing to the youngest “Is Jacob Drainere” I wanted to be very polite to the only one who looked like he didn’t want me here, it wasn’t a ‘go to hell’ look but a ‘She doesn’t deserve to have that look’ “Hello” I berkata in my sweetest voice “Hello, Claire” Oh my god, His voice was deep, soft, and had a bas, bass sound to it almost magical, I played his words in my head over and over again, I shivered then I remembered that I could blush a spoke again to hide my red cheeks. “H..hello



See not so bad, if i get a few komentar i'll post part 2
 Claire as a wolf, (no diamond)
Claire as a wolf, (no diamond)
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if anda can try the harmomonica atau the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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User: I didn't know anda could play Twister all oleh yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know anda could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: anda spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he atau she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that anda can see that anda di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the selanjutnya stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the selanjutnya stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is oleh far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic pertanyaan being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some jawaban that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can anda send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi pantai on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was membaca the Wal-Mart artikel and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the komentar section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read pertanyaan aloud, debat your jawaban with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests anda could try

1: Ask really stupid pertanyaan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
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1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim anda are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe anda but DONT give up, see how far anda can get ( WARNING, may result in anda being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when anda are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly populer with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming lebih common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us oleh our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men atau Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a acak button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells anda to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy beruang with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it lebih than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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from the movie "the meaning of life"
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Leslie Hall is so funny!
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all anda twilight pasangan who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's pertanyaan asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So anda know i didn't include anything about the war between those who cinta and those who hate twilight atau anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the pertanyaan i am responding to

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