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posted by nessienjake
Haha I read this (from my email)
And I thought of sharing it with anda guys :D


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Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!


1. We got off the titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character atau the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxi's stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free film ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack atau Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's bayam in our teeth.

26. There are times when cokelat really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just oleh looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours oleh the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for anda to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair lebih than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by dodo4
“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what anda know, not about how much anda can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting selanjutnya to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot lebih as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes


After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, lebih than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...
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posted by WildTiger
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So anda have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hey girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did anda know ciuman is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sup actually makes anda feel better. 94% of boys would cinta it if anda sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your puncak, atas lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult anda when they like you! 89% of guys want anda to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. cokelat will make anda feel better! Most...
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1. pindah the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. pindah all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal luar angkasa so anda have to pindah into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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posted by Phineas-Fangirl
Twenty facts about meh!!! >:]

1. I cinta cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My favorit bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my favorit numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think atau relate to these, in some way atau another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when anda want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are anda talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone anda don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where anda think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay lebih than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your tempat tidur because you're afraid something under your tempat tidur is going to grab you.
-Every year,...
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posted by nessienjake
ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for anda anda twit she was only after your money and could have diberikan a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating...
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