When anda are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When anda are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When anda are dating..... He takes anda out to have a good time.
When anda are married ....He brings halaman awal a 6 pack, and says "What are anda going to drink?"
When anda are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When anda are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When anda are dating..... A Single tempat tidur for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When anda are married ....A King size tempat tidur feels like an army cot.
When anda are dating..... anda are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When anda are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When anda are dating..... anda enjoyed foreplay.
When anda are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will anda leave me alone???"
When anda are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks oleh anda for no reason.
When anda are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When anda are dating..... anda picture the two of anda together, growing old together.
When anda are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When anda are dating..... Just looking at him makes anda feel all "mushy."
When anda are married ....When anda look at him, anda want to claw his eyes out.
When anda are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When anda are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When anda are dating..... He understands if anda "Aren't in the mood."
When anda are married ....He says "It's your job."
When anda are dating..... He understands that anda have "male" friends.
When anda are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal anda away.
When anda are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When anda are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When anda are dating..... He calls anda oleh name.
When anda are married ....He calls anda "Hey" and refers to anda when speaking to others as "She."
When anda are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When anda are dating..... He takes anda out to have a good time.
When anda are married ....He brings halaman awal a 6 pack, and says "What are anda going to drink?"
When anda are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When anda are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When anda are dating..... A Single tempat tidur for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When anda are married ....A King size tempat tidur feels like an army cot.
When anda are dating..... anda are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When anda are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When anda are dating..... anda enjoyed foreplay.
When anda are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will anda leave me alone???"
When anda are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks oleh anda for no reason.
When anda are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When anda are dating..... anda picture the two of anda together, growing old together.
When anda are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When anda are dating..... Just looking at him makes anda feel all "mushy."
When anda are married ....When anda look at him, anda want to claw his eyes out.
When anda are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When anda are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When anda are dating..... He understands if anda "Aren't in the mood."
When anda are married ....He says "It's your job."
When anda are dating..... He understands that anda have "male" friends.
When anda are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal anda away.
When anda are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When anda are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When anda are dating..... He calls anda oleh name.
When anda are married ....He calls anda "Hey" and refers to anda when speaking to others as "She."