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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If anda tied buttered roti panggang to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when anda turn on the headlights?

anda know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if anda open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when anda transport something oleh car, it's called a shipment, but when anda transport something oleh ship, it's called cargo?

anda know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, anda turn down the volume on the radio?

If anda have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why is it called a TV "set" when anda only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Why does "cleave" mean both membagi, split apart and stick together?

Why is it, whether anda sit up atau sit down, the result is the same?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why is there an waktu berakhir tanggal on asam cream?

If anda keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If anda can't drink and drive, why do anda need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Have anda ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would susu come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not pindah 10 miles away?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Does a ikan get cramps after eating?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

How can there be "self help GROUPS"?

Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak anda out
But I
I think I might of berkata too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of berkata it’s anda and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want anda to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather anda not be so sincere

How cold could anda be
What would anda do if anda were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my jantung it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, cinta is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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anda told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t anda bother what I do
No matter what anda say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your cinta was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t anda judge oleh the cover it’s so far from what anda see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on anda to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give anda something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m akting out

Set me free, I’m ready to tampil you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a tampil what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m akting out

Welcome to a new...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush anda can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush anda can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If anda wanna dance let’s pindah it
If anda wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If anda want the world anda got it
If anda want the girl anda got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If anda want it all anda got it
Can anda hear me call anda got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the selanjutnya on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't anda take a kursi and I will get anda something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the daftar and removed his name from the puncak, atas of the daftar and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he berkata to the guy, "Because anda have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the daftar ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much anda try!!
posted by invadercalliope
I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's anda and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...
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posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the api department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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posted by sapherequeen
 :)
:)
I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I cinta and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of anda for the rest of my life :)

I cinta anda all! Have a beautiful, wonderful hari :D
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that anda were real, that anda all were , that he was.
There is evidence that anda were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming atau not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and anda diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, atau did i make anda up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without anda i dont know. But i want to find out. Do anda think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can anda forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the jalan, street physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your pantat, keledai like rembrandt!
Ha! anda Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when anda see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who anda are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what anda did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who anda are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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