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People loved my JonTron kutipan (the 3/4 who saw it), so here's BionicPIC (Aaron Brown)

posted by Canada24

1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, anda know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did anda find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: anda don't deserve this.. anda don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What anda gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell anda (add voice) anda should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: anda son of a menggerutu, jalang did anda just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 1: NOOOO-

2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that tikus it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell anda anda ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason anda can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a tikus wouldn't be touching your meat stick of penis anda have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did anda just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.

3: (Little brave Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than pemanggangan, pemanggang roti has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows pemanggangan, pemanggang roti hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?

4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could anda cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. anda were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?
Pig 2: anda were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm anda so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..

5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about goku needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!"

6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and ciuman them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."

7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the perahu race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"

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SSF Chapter 10: Packed 'n Ready Last chapter

posted by Draculaura10

The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see anda in the morning," Mellissa berkata to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with berwarna merah muda, merah muda hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with berwarna merah muda, merah muda hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom berkata as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on anda in 30 minutes, and you...

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Strange Sisters Forever Chapter 3: Totally Not Glow Sticks

posted by Draculaura10

The selanjutnya day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma berkata "Go as far from me and everyone as anda can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are anda okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma berkata "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve berkata impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma...

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Raise Your Hands ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, anda got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what anda can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When anda want to let it go
Raise your hands
And anda want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if anda waste time
They'll walk all over...

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Breakout ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my jantung for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the api but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...

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Switch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then anda switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like anda used to be
‘Cause anda get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause anda get in my head and hold...

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It's Alright, It's Okay ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

anda told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t anda bother what I do
No matter what anda say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your cinta was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...

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cinta Me For Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not the girl that anda see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what anda need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what anda get is what anda see
And I can’t be any lebih than what I am
Love me for me atau don’t cinta me (Or don’t cinta me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who anda want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...

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Intro ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He berkata you’re amazing
She berkata then why anda waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
tampil me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
tampil me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the musik plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you

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62 Magical Facts about Harry Potter

posted by E-Scope90

As of 2008, Harry Potter buku have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i
A picture of Gandalf the Grey (from The Lord of the Rings) can be seen in the collection of great wizards in Professor Dumbledore’s study in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter fan knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on...

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kabin for the Summer-Chapter Ten:Chelsea and Other

posted by moolah

kabin for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

“I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the kabin drunk again with...

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mysterious cinta chapter 5

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was membaca and math?"
"Boring"I berkata he kinda smiled and berkata "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do anda no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just berkata "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew berkata "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was membaca it in the perpustakaan when i came in too look...

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

posted by TwilightSagaLdy

Just decided to write something random! My first artikel so komentar if anda want!!! atau not!

Why am I menulis this?
Why is it hot atau cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is fanpop fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.