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Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are anda doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need to get back to work, but thanks for calling. Good luck, and I'll see anda soon.
Charlotte: oleh mom. I cinta you. *Hangs up*

Soon, an alarm went off. Both Edith, and Cara arrived with bags full of money.

Charlotte: *Waits for her friends to get in, then floors it*
Security Guard: *Runs out of the hotel* All units, suspects are in a silver Chevy, heading east across the Ashley River.

Song: link

Two Taurus's had a roadblock in front of the Cruze.

Edith: anda need to lose them.
Charlotte: Don't worry. Watch this. *Hits a button, and leans the car on the left side. She easily makes it between the two cars*
Cop 15: Did anda see that?! After them! *Drives after the Cruze*
Cop 21: *Following in his Taurus*
Cop 15: They're going too fast. They're not gonna make that turn with front wheel drive.
Charlotte: *Using a touch screen, she turns the drivetrain into rear wheel drive, and drifts to the right, onto another road*
Cop 21: We need back up! They just turned south onto Lockwood Drive!
Cara: You're a fast learner.
Charlotte: How much further until we reach base?
Edith: It's on the other side of town at Concord Street.
Charlotte: *Makes a left turn*

She cut off a Jeep, and a Volvo. Both police cars were going too fast, and crashed into the other two cars.

Cop 15: They're going east again on Wentworth Street.
Charlotte: Well, we should be aman, brankas unless-
Cop 17: *Follows them from an intersection in a Dodge Charger*
Charlotte: -another cop spots us.
Edith: We'll take care of 'em. anda just keep driving.
Cara: *Opens her window, and sticks out an AR15. She shoots the cop several times*
Cop: *Crashes into a tree*
Edith: Nice one.
Charlotte: *Turns left on E teluk, da? Street, then makes a right turn on Society Street*
Edith: There it us up ahead.
Charlotte: *Drifts as she turns left, then quickly goes to the right*

They were approaching a security booth, but the lady inside waved at the three women.

Guard: Our leader is back. Mission accomplished.
Charlotte: *Stops the car*

They were now in a huge parking lot, used to load cars onto trains.

Charlotte: *Gets out with Edith, and Cara* What did anda two do?! I thought Social Justice Warriors were about peace, not violence!
Edith: That's the only way we can get equal rights.
Charlotte: We already have equal rights.
Cara: There's a lot of things anda don't understand, but as I said, you're a fast learner.
Charlotte: Okay.
Cara: Once we get anda up to speed, we will be unstoppable.

Opening Credits Song: link

Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*

JOHNNY LIGHTNING

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his meja tulis, meja with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*

Song: link

Langley, West Virginia

Johnny: *Driving his red 1969 Coronet*

Episode 9: Social Justice

Johnny: *Stops at the security booth*
Guard: Go on in Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: *Drives to the parking lot*

Special Guest Stars

Kiley Carbone as Cara Panamara
Hayley Nace as Edith Valden
Carolina Ravassa as charlotte Thorne

Johnny: *Enters the parking garage, and parks selanjutnya to a Cadillac*
CIA Agent 39: *Looks at Johnny's Coronet* Nice car.
Johnny: Thanks. *Steps out*

Inside the HQ, Johnny quickly made his way to Commander Kane. The song fades away as he enters his office.

Commander Kane: Johnny.
Johnny: *Sits down* Sir.
Commander Kane: Have anda heard of the Social Justice Warriors?
Johnny: Yes. They're a group mostly made up of females, and black people who are trying to make things better for themselves, oleh destroying everybody else who doesn't agree with them. There's three different SJW armies. Feminazis, Black Lives Matter, and Millennials.
Commander Kane: We've been diberikan a laporan on several robberies that have occurred in the south. They've gone as far north as Charlestown, and we believe it's the Feminazi's. You're mission is to locate them, and kill them. There's lots of them scattered in the south, but start with Charlestown.
Johnny: Yes sir, that won't be a problem with this. *Pulls out his 1911*
Commander Kane: Your gun looks different.
Johnny: That's because it is different. I got a new version of this classic from Remington. The 1911 R1.
Commander Kane: Congratulations Johnny. I'm also going to give anda an M14. Mabel has it for anda in her office.
Johnny: I'll go get it before I leave. Thank anda sir.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Leaves Commander Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Smokes a cigar as he puts his feet on his desk* That boy's the best agent we got.

Edith started talking to Cara in their headquarters.

Edith: We need to get going before someone finds us.
Cara: There's one lebih heist we need to pull off. We cannot afford to miss it. Two trucks with emas for a depository in Miami are passing through here, and if we pull this off, we'll have trillions of dollars on our hands.
Edith: Shall I inform charlotte about this?
Cara: I'm having her prepared for another assignment in West Virginia. While the Cruze is being repainted, we'll use one of our Toyota's for the emas heist.
Edith: anda got it boss. Camry, atau Avalon?
Cara: Camry. Let charlotte use the Avalon for her assignment. Once we get the gold, we'll meet up with her, and start our selanjutnya heist in Bluefield.

Back in Charlestown

Bald Man With Beard: Do anda have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth tanggal must be during, atau after 1994, and anda must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some friends to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man With Beard: Fine. Have fun with your friend.
Johnny: Thanks. *Walks towards the building, looking at many cars, and autoracks.* They must be stealing these cars from the railroad.

Inside the building

Edith: Cara, the emas is about to pass town. Charlotte's already on her way to Bluefield.
Cara: Let's go.
Johnny: *Close to the entrance*

garasi doors opened as a Toyota Camry drove towards him. Johnny quickly jumped out of the way.

Edith: Who was that?
Cara: Definitely not one of our guys. We'll lose him. *Floors it*

Song: link

Johnny: *Runs after the Toyota, selecting his Dodge Coronet from the watch. He jumps, making his car appear, and quickly starts to chase the two women*
Cara: Where the hell did that come from?
Edith: Who cares?! As anda said, we'll lose him. anda better be right.
Cara: I know, don't rush me. *Turns right*
Johnny: *Drifts as he catches up to them*
Edith: We're seriously still going for the gold?!
Cara: I'm not missing out on an fifteen digit payday!
Johnny: *Opens his window, and sticks out his 1911. He fires two bullets, hitting the back of the Camry*
Edith: *Pulls out her AR15* Excuse me. *She gets into the back seat, and breaks the back window. She then returns fire, spraying Johnny's car with bullets*

The two cars were now on Morrison Drive, heading for the truck with the gold.

Cara: There it is! *Applies the handbrakes, and quickly turns around*
Johnny: *Slides his car to a stop, blocking the Camry*
Cara: *Pushes Johnny's car out of the way*
Johnny: *Does a burnout as he turns around to continue chasing the Camry*
Guard: Hey, we got two cars speeding towards us.
Driver: Keep an eye on them.
Guard: *Cocks his M4A1* Will do.
Cara: Open the sarung tangan compartment, and give me my C4.
Edith: *Opens the sarung tangan compartment* Can I get back to killing the intruder?
Cara: Yes.
Johnny: *Shoots Edith*

Rage was quickly building up in Cara when she saw that Edith was shot.

Cara: I'll get anda selanjutnya time bullion. *Throws the C4 at Johnny, and detonates it*
Johnny: *Spins out of control, and crashes into a tree*

Stop the song

Cara: *Picks up a receiver* Girls, we have an enemy on Morrison Drive across the jalan, street from the Port Authorities. He must die at once, but use caution. The PA must not be alerted.
Johnny: *Climbs out of his car, and hits the red button on his watch. It goes back into the watch, and displays the amount of time necessary to fix the car* 75 minutes. I better get another car while I'm waiting.

A bullet hit the pohon behind him. Johnny didn't hesitate to grab his M14, and return api at the Feminazi's coming at him in Honda's, with MP5's, and an RPG.

Johnny: *Fires two bullets as he runs for cover*
Feminazi's: *Cutting off traffic to park on Johnny's side of the road*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone, and fires five bullets*
Femiazi's: *Returning api with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Shoots three of them, then runs into a house*
Woman: What are anda doing with that weapon?!
Johnny: Protecting your country! *Shoots two lebih Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: *Holding the RPG* I'm ready to api at your command.
Feminazi 42: There's another woman in there. We can't risk killing her.
Johnny: *Shoots two lebih Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: I'm the last one standing. It's you, atau me. *Fires a missile*
Johnny: *Shoots the missile, making his target explode*
Woman: Who would be mad enough to try and kill innocent people with a missile?
Johnny: Are anda a Social Justice Warrior?
Woman: No.
Johnny: Good. Don't gabung them, and anda won't end up like those lunatics. *Leaves the house*

Using another car from his watch, Johnny went back to the building where Cara, and Edith were planning their heist. Nobody was around, but the door was unlocked.

Johnny: *Looks at a map* Let's see what we got. *Sees the town Bluefield circled with blue marker* Bluefield West Virginia. Is that why anda used a blue marker? *Reads a note* In cooperation with Norfolk Southern, we will steal tons of supplies, money, and resources from the many buildings oleh the train yard. Meet charlotte at the gas station. *Uses his phone to cari Bluefield on google Maps. He finds a gas station called Joy food Store* Hopefully this is the right place. *Runs out of the building, and uses his watch to spawn his Ford Mustang. He jumps, making his car appear, and drives to Bluefield*

Bluefield, West Virginia. Johnny arrived at Joy food Store, and saw charlotte arriving in an Avalon.

Johnny: *Parks near the store*
Charlotte: *Stops selanjutnya to Johnny's Mustang*

They both got out of the car at the same time.

Johnny: Good morning.
Charlotte: What's so good about it?
Johnny: It's suppose to be sunny all day.
Charlotte: I can't talk.
Johnny: I wouldn't be so sure about that. *Pulls out his 1911* You're with the SJW's, aren't you?
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: CIA.
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning.
Charlotte: I am with the SJW's, but it's not at all what I was expecting.
Johnny: What were anda expecting?
Charlotte: Something much lebih peaceful.
Johnny: Well selanjutnya time, do your research.
Charlotte: Put the gun away Mr. Lightning. I don't want any trouble.
Johnny: *Puts his gun away* Perhaps we can help each other. I can protect anda if anda give me information. The lebih anda talk, the lebih I can help you.
Charlotte: Alright. Let's go to my hotel.
Johnny: *Makes his mustang go into his watch*
Charlotte: What was that?!
Johnny: A new anti theft system.

charlotte had a room at the Bluefield Inn, which wasn't very big, but it was cozy, and clean.

Johnny: *In Charlotte's room* Nice place anda have here.
Charlotte: Cara Panamara's paying for it since she thinks I'm going to help her with her selanjutnya heist.
Johnny: I understand Norfolk Southern is helping them steal things. Which stores are they going to attack?
Charlotte: Everything on Bluefield Avenue, from Dairy queen to Captain D's.
Johnny: Just on that side of the road? Nothing else?
Charlotte: Nothing else.
Johnny: Do anda know exactly how many people I'll be fighting?
Charlotte: You're not seriously going alone, are you? There's over 40 people that'll be involved with this heist. I can't remember the exact amount, but anda need help.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: I'm going to help you. They don't know I'm working with you.
Johnny: I thought anda berkata anda didn't want to get involved with any violence.
Charlotte: Those Feminazi's need to pay for what they're doing. Two wrongs don't make a right, but this is where I make an exception.
Johnny: Alright. I have a plan. When do the Feminazi's arrive?
Charlotte: 4 PM, at the gas station.
Johnny: You're suppose to meet them there disguised as an employee, correct?
Charlotte: *Nods*
Johnny: I will meet them there instead. Perhaps that will delay their backup, and make it easier for us to focus on Norfolk Southern. Just in case I want anda to wait at Captain D's. Work your way west, killing everyone that works for Norfolk Southern, and the Feminazi's. We'll meet up in the middle, at Hardee's.
Charlotte: How are anda going to destroy the train they're using?
Johnny: I'll steal something. We have seven hours, so I'm going to call my boss, and see if I can get some weapons for you.
Charlotte: Thank you. anda know something?
Johnny: Yeah?
Charlotte: I really like men. anda especially. anda keep everything in good shape for the innocent.
Johnny: *Smiles*

Johnny was waiting with charlotte at her hotel. A care package was going to be dropped off.

Johnny: *Sees a Black Hawk* Here it comes.
Charlotte: What did anda get me?
Johnny: Body armor with an M4. anda got a grenade launcher, and an Acog scope.
Charlotte: Thanks.
Johnny: You're welcome. Now let's move. We don't have much time.

Song: link

After dropping charlotte off at Captain D's, Johnny went back to Joy food Store. He got himself a uniform as a disguise. When Cara arrived in her Camry, Johnny walked outside to greet her.

Stop the song.

Cara: *Steps out of her car* What are anda doing here? This is self serve.
Johnny: *Speaking in a Southern accent* I know, I know. Just stretchin' my legs.
Cara: Have we met before?
Johnny: Nope.
Cara: Right. *Opens her gas tank*
Johnny: *Looks at Cara's Camry* Say, that there's a nice lookin' Toyotor.
Cara: Toyotor?
Johnny: *Smiles* Toyotor.
Cara: *Angry* It's pronounced Toyota.
Johnny: Toyotor.
Cara: TOYOTA!!!! Say it with me! TOY-YOTA!!!
Johnny: *Leans towards Cara and whispers* Toyotor.
Cara: Fine. anda wanna pompa it for me? *Gives Johnny a credit card* Fill it regular.
Johnny: Gladly. *Swipes her card, and gives it back to her*
Cara: I need to make a phone call. Keep a good eye on this for me.
Johnny: Anythin' anda say. *Putting gas in Cara's car*
Cara: Where the hell is Charlotte? She was supposed to meet me here, and I got a hillbilly instead. *Calling another girl*

Down at Captain D's, charlotte was waiting to hear gunfire.

Charlotte: *Wearing her body armor, and has her gun set up with a bandolier holding eight clips of ammo* Come on Johnny, give me the signal.
Johnny: Who are anda callin'?
Cara: That's not your concern pal.
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Cara's arm, making her drop the phone*
Cara: *Holding her wound*
Johnny: *Picks up the phone, and cancels the call. He then drops the phone, and steps on it*
Cara: anda bastard!! What kind of gas station attendant are you?!
Johnny: I'm not a gas station attendant. *Points his gun at Cara* I'm CIA. Your Feminazi party will not be robbing anymore people as long as I'm around.
Cara: anda may have stopped my team, but anda still need to put up with Norfolk Southern.
Johnny: Oh don't worry. That won't be a problem. *Stops the gas pump, and takes it out of the tank of Cara's car. He then sprays Cara with gas, then puts the pompa back* If anda even try to stop me, I'll burn anda alive. *Closes the gas tank on Cara's car* Oh, and in case you're wondering, Charlotte's working for me now. She's not really happy with what you're doing.
Cara: *Puts her hand in her pocket, and grabs a Glock 17*
Johnny: *Shoots Cara*

The bullet ignited the fuel soaking Cara, and she was now on fire.

Johnny: *Watching her scream in pain as he walks away* Have a good hari in hell.

Song: link

Charlotte's signal to start attacking was the sound of Johnny's gun. She heard him shoot Cara, and looked around the Captain D's restaurant near her.

Charlotte: Nothing yet. *Moving west*
Johnny: *Moving east. He sees a Norfolk Southern train arriving, with hundreds of men carrying AK47's*
NS Man 53: Stop the train! They're here!
Johnny: *Shoots the air brakes on the train, and it keeps going*
NS Man 53: I berkata stop!
Engineer: He shot our brakes!
Johnny: *Shoots three enemies on the train*
NS Man 53: Let's return fire!
NS Men: *Firing their AK47's at Johnny*
Charlotte: *Sees the train* Why aren't they slowing down? *Prepares her grenade launcher*
NS Man 78: Look! Grenade launcher!
Charlotte: *Fires a grenade, and kills several men*

With the brakes disabled, the train continued to roll pass Johnny, and Charlotte.

NS Man 65: They're out of range.
NS Man 14: We'll get him selanjutnya time.
Charlotte: *Running towards Johnny. They both laugh at each other*
Johnny: *Hugs Charlotte* That was wonderful.
Charlotte: Did anda shoot their brakes?
Johnny: Yeah. They won't be stopping anytime soon.
Charlotte: What do anda say we go back to Captain D's for dinner?
Johnny: Very good. I'm buying.
Charlotte: *Laughs*

And just before they started walking back to the restaurant, charlotte and Johnny kissed.

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 27, 2019
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A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of permen per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each tahun on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix food to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in cari of you
Looking for the jantung now
Have anda heard the news
maybe anda mencuri it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in cari of you
Looking for he jantung now
Have anda heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find anda soon
*hums*

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The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of anda know it as the only song i know oleh jantung from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge labah-labah, laba-laba i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
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