So, for those who are new atau others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all hadiah because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give anda free reign to do whatever anda want with no consequence. Sure, at halaman awal when anda lied as a child mommy would pop anda on the lip and send your new friend Kevin halaman awal early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if anda want, they can't prove anda wrong.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! :D

Wait, i think i messed that up...

Nevermind.

Blame Autocorrect.
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STEP 2: Offend Everyone anda Possibly Can! >:D

fanpop is like life, it's what anda make of it. It's a place where anda can go and find other totally absolutely positively normal and sane people that agree with everything anda think and feel because the whole world revolves around you. Why should things anda hate be allowed? Their existence is unfair to anda and your fellow normal people who hate it. You're the normal one, so everything anda dislike should be BURNED IN THE FIERY PITS OF THE DEEPEST lingkaran OF HELL!

Verbally, of course.

Trash talk everything anda hate on the klub for them, and hate everyone who supports them, ESPECIALLY if it's a life style choice that effects nobody else. Those bastards deserve all the hate. Who are they to make their own life choices, amirite?
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Number 3: anda MUST Be The Center Of Attention.

Here at Fanpop, every single one of us deeply cares about anda and wants to help anda with every issue anda come across, especially if anda have a loving family that anda can vent to rather than us internet folk. anda need to tell us about all your problems because all our "Good Lucks" and "I'm So Sorries" will heal your terrible life where your family hates you, a rain awan is constantly raining on you, anda get bullied, your cat died, anda have a terminal illness and we are the only things keeping anda from pulling the plug.

We can help.

I just need your full name.

And your address.

And your Email.

And your blood type.

And your exact birthdate, including the hospital anda were born in.

And your Zodiac.

And your favorit color, and favorit food, and your eye and hair colors.

PM me the info. ;)

I wanna know all about you...
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Now that anda have mastered these three easy steps, go out into the world of fanpop and be the best Fanpoporian anda can be!

Have yourselves an AWESOME day, and no matter what,

Be C-3(Calm, Cool, Collected)