acak Article: 🎵rant

posted by darange

what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and lebih amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, atau even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, atau if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would anda do? would anda say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? atau are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would anda do in the end of the world? opinions?

Kragfan1910 What would I do at the end of the world? Well, fuck my fiance of course. What else?

kathytom A new year is coming. melon playground looking forward to this good thing ^^

henny123 Why don't we think more positively about this beautiful world :D ovo game

michaeldeputy Thank you for your post because it's so great.

sarang01 I was blown away by the sheer depth and breadth of knowledge you brought to suika game bear on this subject, providing a comprehensive overview that left no stone unturned.

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Prank call ideas xD

posted by BlackSunshine

I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the hari atau week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have anda taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle anda with the telephone wire...

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Cowboy Sayings And kutipan

posted by Liepe

For my friend.
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If anda climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a banteng from the front, a horse from the rear atau a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean anda have to offer it a place to sit down.

If anda find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....

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cool background

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yeah! forever young! :)

added by 101trx

Source: i found it. :)

Akiza Izinski

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179 ways to annoy people

posted by bubbletl

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle ketopong, helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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19 Things to do in a waiting room

posted by InvaderStickly

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as barbie boneka and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a acak patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

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Annoying things to do at walmart

posted by emmett

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart

Hilarious Ways to be annoying!

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the Frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps anda out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around natal time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if anda can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

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Moustache pikachu FTW

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10 things girls should know about guys

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting api with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a daftar about boys, oleh a boy.

Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a pertanyaan I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are anda expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

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cinta kutipan

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Source: via Yahoo! cari

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63 ways to annoy your cop

posted by Joe1996

1. When anda get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.

4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if anda can see his gun.

6. When he says anda aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him oleh his first name.

11. Pretend anda are gay and ask...