(I made this around two years yang lalu and never finished it so..... HERE anda GO. XD)
(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)
Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, lipan and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed oleh Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.
He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game anda control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I cinta about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at anda gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)
Every Time the lipan hits a jamur atau the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although anda can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend anda just kill it before it reaches you. So every time anda defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and anda fight another one, and another one, and do anda see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your friends at how cool anda are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the puncak, atas of the screen, they’ll leave behind lebih mushrooms, making it harder to pindah and hit the centipede.
Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick anda off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that anda can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever anda die, anda get points for every damaged jamur there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny acak fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was lebih for women players! Because women TOTALLY just cinta bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)
But now, here’s the thing anda all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s puncak, atas 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) lebih ENEMIES, lebih DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN anda SHOOT IT, lebih POINTS lebih CHAOS lebih BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)
Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if anda can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so pujian to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from lipan is, if anda can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot lebih bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, atau dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When anda shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.
I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points atau so anda get an extra life, helping anda live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.
“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much lebih advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”
Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)
Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.
Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into anda if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.
Earwig/Scorpion: The kalajengking from the first game and the earwig from the detik are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send anda back to the first grade if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, atau the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.
Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and pindah very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)
Spiders: I don’t know if I should cinta these things, atau want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they pindah at a speed of mach 5 in a acak irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And anda know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer anda shoot them, the lebih points anda get, but since they pindah at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, anda might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry anda suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary labah-labah, laba-laba picture.)
Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever anda hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)
Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, lipan and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed oleh Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.
He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game anda control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I cinta about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at anda gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)
Every Time the lipan hits a jamur atau the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although anda can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend anda just kill it before it reaches you. So every time anda defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and anda fight another one, and another one, and do anda see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your friends at how cool anda are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the puncak, atas of the screen, they’ll leave behind lebih mushrooms, making it harder to pindah and hit the centipede.
Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick anda off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that anda can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever anda die, anda get points for every damaged jamur there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny acak fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was lebih for women players! Because women TOTALLY just cinta bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)
But now, here’s the thing anda all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s puncak, atas 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) lebih ENEMIES, lebih DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN anda SHOOT IT, lebih POINTS lebih CHAOS lebih BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)
Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if anda can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so pujian to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from lipan is, if anda can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot lebih bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, atau dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When anda shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.
I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points atau so anda get an extra life, helping anda live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.
“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much lebih advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”
Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)
Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.
Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into anda if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.
Earwig/Scorpion: The kalajengking from the first game and the earwig from the detik are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send anda back to the first grade if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, atau the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.
Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and pindah very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)
Spiders: I don’t know if I should cinta these things, atau want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they pindah at a speed of mach 5 in a acak irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And anda know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer anda shoot them, the lebih points anda get, but since they pindah at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, anda might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry anda suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary labah-labah, laba-laba picture.)
Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever anda hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted ikan salmon, salmon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed nasi, beras in a nasi, beras bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the nasi, beras won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed nasi, beras on your hand and put your favorit filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled ikan salmon, salmon on the rice. Push the filling into the nasi, beras lightly. Hold the nasi, beras between your palms. Form the nasi, beras into a round, a triangle, atau a cylinder oleh pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the nasi, beras ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. membungkus, bungkus the nasi, beras ball with a strip of nori atau sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly oleh americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: anda got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I cinta it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if anda call right now we will also send anda a what ever anda call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 lebih dollers shiping and handleing! anda GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever anda call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever anda call it have anda credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: anda got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I cinta it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if anda call right now we will also send anda a what ever anda call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 lebih dollers shiping and handleing! anda GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever anda call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever anda call it have anda credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL hari BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST bintang IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all anda have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! gir EVERYONE LOVES anda THE MOST anda HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some film i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some musik i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some buku i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some film i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some musik i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some buku i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to daftar all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound anda get when anda scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, anda know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when anda just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. ikan fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound anda get when anda scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, anda know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when anda just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. ikan fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No anda are a robot times 1000000.
User: No anda are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and anda are a robot.
User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. anda are the robot here.
User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... anda computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So anda admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No anda are a robot times 1000000.
User: No anda are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and anda are a robot.
User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. anda are the robot here.
User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... anda computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So anda admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The konser Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 jam Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There bernyanyi I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're kursi Ooh K Then itik jantan, drake Sad anda Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There itik jantan, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fan fan Was bernyanyi Along Giving Him bunga Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For membaca And You're Comments