acak Article: My Oceania countries hetalia

posted by Danndy

Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her acak symbol - †

Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her acak symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her acak Symbol - ♣

NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His acak Symbol - ‡

Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know lebih than anda all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her acak sister - ♥

I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye

Famegurl754 So... You made up symbols? That's really really dumb :/

Danndy No its not

Zeppie Nice, but... Australia is NZ's friend? More like Australia is NZ's bully older brother :P

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Tessa owes some money-A acak story

posted by robobot14

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she mencuri our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"

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bintang Power! By: Blood On The Dance Floor

posted by RosaluvzJB

Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, cinta a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking pantat, keledai so happily
Supernova, bend anda over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking anda right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock anda outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when anda go against me,
You...

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acak Cleverbot Conversatons...

posted by MissChicky97

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying acak stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some acak application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. anda have no means to do so. anda cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien anda know!!...

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Dangerous and Adventurous:Book 2(chapter 1,Sarah)

posted by adaug

It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom berkata and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did anda do that?"I asked."You need to come to the pohon house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the pohon house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the pohon house.I...

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one fine day?

posted by hetaliaitaly

One fine hari in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.

(i like that thing atau whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the artikel is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)

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Dangerous and Adventurous (chapter 1)

posted by adaug

11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah berkata bounding out the door.The girls met 12 tahun old Henry at a kacang pikan, kemiri tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah berkata opening...

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10 ways to tell somone is a massive justin bieber fan

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name atau talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his musik every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask anda if anda have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i cinta justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate atau cinta whatever he does even if they hate it atau cinta it

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What I'm afraid of XD(it's SOOOOOOOO STUPID!!)

posted by Texas_Boy

I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one hari he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One hari when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth peri take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...

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The Black Killer Chapter 1

posted by adaug

There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the dipan, sofa with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
- - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - --- - ---
1 bulan later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...

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Best friends mabey lebih PT 1

posted by envyelric

The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! anda are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey anda bums want simethin atau are anda goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do anda hear...

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kabin for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am bernyanyi my favorit song, 21 guns oleh Green hari whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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kabin for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 tahun old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the pir into the side of this tempat sampah in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These artikel are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would anda wanna listen to musik from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better musik available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I cinta my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a tahun and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Japanese nasi, beras Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted ikan salmon, salmon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed nasi, beras in a nasi, beras bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the nasi, beras won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed nasi, beras on your hand and put your favorit filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled ikan salmon, salmon on the rice. Push the filling into the nasi, beras lightly. Hold the nasi, beras between your palms. Form the nasi, beras into a round, a triangle, atau a cylinder oleh pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the nasi, beras ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. membungkus, bungkus the nasi, beras ball with a strip of nori atau sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.

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Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly oleh americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: anda got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I cinta it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if anda call right now we will also send anda a what ever anda call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 lebih dollers shiping and handleing! anda GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever anda call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever anda call it have anda credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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Calliope Channel episode 3

posted by invadercalliope

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL hari BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST bintang IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all anda have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! gir EVERYONE LOVES anda THE MOST anda HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!

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Some stuff that InvaderCalliope is interested in!

posted by invadercalliope

Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some film i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some musik i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some buku i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books

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Things I Hate:

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to daftar all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound anda get when anda scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, anda know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when anda just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. ikan fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.