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posted by monsy38
It started with me. That's not the weird part though. Apparantly I was a lion and I was sleeping on a tempat tidur with a porcupine sleeping on puncak, atas of me. The tempat tidur that i was on was floating on something and when i looked down i realized that it was floating on a river that led to a gigantic waterfall. I looked to the edges for something to hold on to but the land was too far away. I doubted wether anything that was on it would have helped me either way because instead of trees and vines there was a GIANT lamp, a HUGE worm holding a clock who's numbers were falling off,some weird colourful blob thing, and a BIG cupcake that instead of sprinkels had bitten apples. So, knowing that the end was near i began to pray and looked up at the sky. There was a awan floating lazily across it and gliding across the awan were two penguins. One of them had a four from the brocken clock on his beak. Moreover there was a mountain coming out of the sky where a tupai was nesting. A messed up cube floated past the tupai and i searched to see where it was coming from. Some really funky looking man that seemed to be made from confetti was blowing CUBE bubbles. At the same time he was riding a scooter over the slime of a snail. The siput was not standing on anything so i have no idea how he could leave a trail on midair, but than again, this was no average siput considering that instead of a shell it had a fishbowl. I was nearing the waterfall so the current was picking up. I noticed some numbers from the clock rushing past me. From the waterfall emerged a chihuahua floating on puncak, atas of a round ball. It drifted towards a scared stick figure who was on a jumping board and shakily looking down at the waterfall. I didn't blame the stick person for being scared. I was also sacred as i fell into the waterfall. The porcupine woke up and begun to jump up and down on my back.
And that's where i woke up. The porcupine was my little brother Kevin hitting me with a towel.
Has anybody had a dream as weird as this one?
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A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially handicapped he had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood.

When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play. Who does he suspect and why?
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle ketopong, helm as part of your "astronaut training."

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