60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus. (yeah, if i stare at a guy yeah i know its lust but doesn't mean i cannot stare at him and i do like guys mainly off their personality.)
2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships (agreed!)
3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us (i run away if i'm about to cry so yeah)
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke. (i have never made it a joke. I will just leave it out to dry out on its own)
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us. (i am fine being called anything but slut, hore, slut and fagit and anda know what)
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but anda know...I think I like anda in jeans better'. (pardon? i don't agree. I don't own a mini rok atau skimpy clothes. I am insanely self conscious )
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other atau get saran on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught oleh ourselves with anda because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves (2 is true but 1; i don't gossip. I may hear it but i don't spread it.)
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else. (update: 5% of the time doing something else; (5% of the time thinking of any guy who we like atau lust after switching on and off. The one we think of the most atau when we are about to got to tempat tidur is the one i like the most)
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until anda prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that). (yeah, the small part is screaming that but i try to think lebih positive. Like everytime i sit with my friends in the hallways i see this guy like 20+ times in an hour. I know he likes me.)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls. (nah, to self conscious to care.)
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having anda tampil us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot pantat, keledai girlfriend! Aren't anda jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl. (i have never had a boyfriend so i cannot say zip.)
12) Nicknames like "Babe, atau darling" are aman, brankas to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess atau Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking anda are calling them to innocent atau incapable of taking care of themselves. (agreed. the end.)
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just cinta to be called (yeah and that is one that anda make up that is an inside joke.)
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell anda that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" atau "I cinta you". If anda think they like you, there is a good chance they do. (I want to fist-bump the person who wrote this. I have a hard-time talking atau tampilkan the guys i like; i like them.. it sucks...)
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up anda in the hall and asks "Do anda like Ashley?"
lebih often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask anda because she is to shy to ask anda herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now anda are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at anda in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if anda already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that anda like Ashley. Take a chance.
(if i was a guy; i would take the chance. if a guy did that to me; i would speak. if a guy was talking about my guy bf i would be to afraid to tell the truth.)
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things. (depends on how perverted and where and when)
17) Girls cinta to feel special, even though they might not tampil it. (ahuh. i have been knocked down so much.. i want to see if anyone can help/ give advice...)
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless anda tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if anda are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not... (I never tell my bff everything. I have secrets inside me. and yeah i know some girls who talk about their boyfriends to much. its annoys the heck out of me.Trash talk? only when its about the annoying people in school. the "populars", the cukas on meja 6 and my sister.)
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. (yeah)
20) Girls cinta it when a guy pulls them close oleh the waist. (never had it happen so i cannot say nothin')
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how. (FUCK yeah! i don't care! i don't know how to dance. I just dance! i never got taught. I just pindah around like an idiot and sometimes act like an dult)
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be tampilkan too much. (I'm not sarcastic mostly i am blunt.)
23) A ciuman on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON. (nah, starring in the eyes is more. )
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration. (FUCK yeah!)
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever. (ahh yeah. I remember some.)
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened. (yeah, its odd. I can somehow see a situation different from others time to time.)
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't tampil it. (yeah, my parents get angry since i constantly get lost in the thoughts)
28) When a girl is upset and wants anda to listen, she wants anda to listen. She doesn't need anda to fix it atau tell her how to. She just wants anda to listen. (This goes the same with guys)
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if anda pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And lebih likely than not, it will endear them to anda lebih than anything else. (i wish a few people i know would do this... i really want a hug so bad...)
30) Girls cinta it when guys say their name. (agreed. I have had no one other than my dad say my name... :()
31) Girls cinta confidence. (sorry what is that word again? I barely have any since i am crushed down daily)
32) When a girl cooks for you, anda know anda mean a lot to her. (don't know if this is true...)
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony. (sorry what's your definition of flirting?)
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as anda enjoy listening. (yeah. true to a point.)
35) Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook. (fudge yeah)
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. (good that i am not a cangkul, hoe then.)
37) No matter what anda say, your ex-girlfriend is a cangkul, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us. (i wish i could bro-fist(fist bump) you. This is true.)
38) We are self-conscious oleh nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it. (i say it outloud.)
39) Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell anda it is. (i am the strange girl who likes to burp outloud and count them. farting and emit other gases is a no no and when i burp and someone say something like "ugh"... i respond to them like: "better than coming out the other end.")
40) As far as anda are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless anda make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when anda wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think anda should wear that lebih often" (i don't take compliments easily cuz i rarely think that i am deserving of them since people rarely tell me. so even if it was a real compliment i would may just blush and look away...)
41) Whatever anda do, don't just tampil up at our house unexpected atau at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like anda do. And no matter how much anda would like to see that, we will likely never talk to anda again. (0.0 what the helicopter)
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be dirt. (yeah i have learned that one from my bff... 0.0)
43) We want anda to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your pantat, keledai at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want anda to be too obvious. (i am no need to say it. I am scared my bff is lesbian.)
44) We enjoy being kissed oleh anda in front of your friends. It makes us feel like anda care a lot about us. ( :) a plus. I have never been kissed oleh a guy but it seems so.)
45) anda don't have PMS; so don't act like anda know what it's like. Don't try to understand... believe me anda never will. (lets just keep it like this: lets agree to disagree. I have no idea what its like in yr shoes and anda have no idea what its like in mine)
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing. (also; "i have seen this guy_ times and its started to bug me" really means, "if anda want to speak to me, say something atau at least come over so i can hug anda atau sit oleh me.")
47) We don't want anda to say anda cinta us if anda don't mean it. (mean it!!!!!!)
48) We cinta it when anda make eye contact with us while we talk. (i melted the first time..ahhh. But he is taken... :( at least i think he is.. I've admired him as well as the junior....)
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)... (i don't understand this one...)
50) If anda ask a girl out directly, lebih likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know anda better and get to like anda even more. (yeah. I want to learn about the guys i like even lukewarm cuz anda cannot get to know someone until anda have talked to them.)
51) Most girls cinta it when guys ask them for advice. (dammit yeah!)
52) Girls like it when anda tell us what anda are thinking, even if anda don't understand it yourself. (yeah. even if we cannot help u understand it. we will try to help at least i will.)
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When anda have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, anda have a lot lebih responsibility, privilege and control than anda would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. (yeah. i've trusted people before and in a nanosecond it can be gone and others have trusted then not in a nanosecond so watch out.)
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. anda don't have to hang on our every word atau give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If anda don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, atau worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive. (cannot say anything haven't been in a relationship.)
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit anda far lebih to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does. (in other words: variety. Change things up especially with me. I cinta change and different)
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then anda do anda earn us. We not some trophy anda can earn,put on a shelf and admire. anda have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54) (we are not playthings for you. we are people and when we say we like you. anda better believe it. i may never say it again cuz i didn't get a response back.)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!! (i don't understand no either guys; it means "try again later" to me to.)
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back. (i do this... sometimes. i am polite all the time and live oleh the golden rule.)
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how anda feel about her, and often. Tell her now. (even if its a crush of the girl anda see often who anda know has feelings for anda but has fear anda already have someone again. fear sucks.)
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok. (same way with guys anda only can understand yourself, cuz anda control yourself.)
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus. (yeah, if i stare at a guy yeah i know its lust but doesn't mean i cannot stare at him and i do like guys mainly off their personality.)
2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships (agreed!)
3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us (i run away if i'm about to cry so yeah)
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke. (i have never made it a joke. I will just leave it out to dry out on its own)
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us. (i am fine being called anything but slut, hore, slut and fagit and anda know what)
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but anda know...I think I like anda in jeans better'. (pardon? i don't agree. I don't own a mini rok atau skimpy clothes. I am insanely self conscious )
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other atau get saran on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught oleh ourselves with anda because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves (2 is true but 1; i don't gossip. I may hear it but i don't spread it.)
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else. (update: 5% of the time doing something else; (5% of the time thinking of any guy who we like atau lust after switching on and off. The one we think of the most atau when we are about to got to tempat tidur is the one i like the most)
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until anda prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that). (yeah, the small part is screaming that but i try to think lebih positive. Like everytime i sit with my friends in the hallways i see this guy like 20+ times in an hour. I know he likes me.)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls. (nah, to self conscious to care.)
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having anda tampil us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot pantat, keledai girlfriend! Aren't anda jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl. (i have never had a boyfriend so i cannot say zip.)
12) Nicknames like "Babe, atau darling" are aman, brankas to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess atau Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking anda are calling them to innocent atau incapable of taking care of themselves. (agreed. the end.)
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just cinta to be called (yeah and that is one that anda make up that is an inside joke.)
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell anda that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" atau "I cinta you". If anda think they like you, there is a good chance they do. (I want to fist-bump the person who wrote this. I have a hard-time talking atau tampilkan the guys i like; i like them.. it sucks...)
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up anda in the hall and asks "Do anda like Ashley?"
lebih often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask anda because she is to shy to ask anda herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now anda are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at anda in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if anda already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that anda like Ashley. Take a chance.
(if i was a guy; i would take the chance. if a guy did that to me; i would speak. if a guy was talking about my guy bf i would be to afraid to tell the truth.)
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things. (depends on how perverted and where and when)
17) Girls cinta to feel special, even though they might not tampil it. (ahuh. i have been knocked down so much.. i want to see if anyone can help/ give advice...)
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless anda tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if anda are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not... (I never tell my bff everything. I have secrets inside me. and yeah i know some girls who talk about their boyfriends to much. its annoys the heck out of me.Trash talk? only when its about the annoying people in school. the "populars", the cukas on meja 6 and my sister.)
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. (yeah)
20) Girls cinta it when a guy pulls them close oleh the waist. (never had it happen so i cannot say nothin')
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how. (FUCK yeah! i don't care! i don't know how to dance. I just dance! i never got taught. I just pindah around like an idiot and sometimes act like an dult)
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be tampilkan too much. (I'm not sarcastic mostly i am blunt.)
23) A ciuman on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON. (nah, starring in the eyes is more. )
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration. (FUCK yeah!)
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever. (ahh yeah. I remember some.)
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened. (yeah, its odd. I can somehow see a situation different from others time to time.)
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't tampil it. (yeah, my parents get angry since i constantly get lost in the thoughts)
28) When a girl is upset and wants anda to listen, she wants anda to listen. She doesn't need anda to fix it atau tell her how to. She just wants anda to listen. (This goes the same with guys)
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if anda pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And lebih likely than not, it will endear them to anda lebih than anything else. (i wish a few people i know would do this... i really want a hug so bad...)
30) Girls cinta it when guys say their name. (agreed. I have had no one other than my dad say my name... :()
31) Girls cinta confidence. (sorry what is that word again? I barely have any since i am crushed down daily)
32) When a girl cooks for you, anda know anda mean a lot to her. (don't know if this is true...)
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony. (sorry what's your definition of flirting?)
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as anda enjoy listening. (yeah. true to a point.)
35) Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook. (fudge yeah)
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. (good that i am not a cangkul, hoe then.)
37) No matter what anda say, your ex-girlfriend is a cangkul, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us. (i wish i could bro-fist(fist bump) you. This is true.)
38) We are self-conscious oleh nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it. (i say it outloud.)
39) Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell anda it is. (i am the strange girl who likes to burp outloud and count them. farting and emit other gases is a no no and when i burp and someone say something like "ugh"... i respond to them like: "better than coming out the other end.")
40) As far as anda are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless anda make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when anda wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think anda should wear that lebih often" (i don't take compliments easily cuz i rarely think that i am deserving of them since people rarely tell me. so even if it was a real compliment i would may just blush and look away...)
41) Whatever anda do, don't just tampil up at our house unexpected atau at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like anda do. And no matter how much anda would like to see that, we will likely never talk to anda again. (0.0 what the helicopter)
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be dirt. (yeah i have learned that one from my bff... 0.0)
43) We want anda to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your pantat, keledai at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want anda to be too obvious. (i am no need to say it. I am scared my bff is lesbian.)
44) We enjoy being kissed oleh anda in front of your friends. It makes us feel like anda care a lot about us. ( :) a plus. I have never been kissed oleh a guy but it seems so.)
45) anda don't have PMS; so don't act like anda know what it's like. Don't try to understand... believe me anda never will. (lets just keep it like this: lets agree to disagree. I have no idea what its like in yr shoes and anda have no idea what its like in mine)
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing. (also; "i have seen this guy_ times and its started to bug me" really means, "if anda want to speak to me, say something atau at least come over so i can hug anda atau sit oleh me.")
47) We don't want anda to say anda cinta us if anda don't mean it. (mean it!!!!!!)
48) We cinta it when anda make eye contact with us while we talk. (i melted the first time..ahhh. But he is taken... :( at least i think he is.. I've admired him as well as the junior....)
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)... (i don't understand this one...)
50) If anda ask a girl out directly, lebih likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know anda better and get to like anda even more. (yeah. I want to learn about the guys i like even lukewarm cuz anda cannot get to know someone until anda have talked to them.)
51) Most girls cinta it when guys ask them for advice. (dammit yeah!)
52) Girls like it when anda tell us what anda are thinking, even if anda don't understand it yourself. (yeah. even if we cannot help u understand it. we will try to help at least i will.)
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When anda have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, anda have a lot lebih responsibility, privilege and control than anda would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. (yeah. i've trusted people before and in a nanosecond it can be gone and others have trusted then not in a nanosecond so watch out.)
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. anda don't have to hang on our every word atau give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If anda don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, atau worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive. (cannot say anything haven't been in a relationship.)
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit anda far lebih to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does. (in other words: variety. Change things up especially with me. I cinta change and different)
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then anda do anda earn us. We not some trophy anda can earn,put on a shelf and admire. anda have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54) (we are not playthings for you. we are people and when we say we like you. anda better believe it. i may never say it again cuz i didn't get a response back.)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!! (i don't understand no either guys; it means "try again later" to me to.)
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back. (i do this... sometimes. i am polite all the time and live oleh the golden rule.)
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how anda feel about her, and often. Tell her now. (even if its a crush of the girl anda see often who anda know has feelings for anda but has fear anda already have someone again. fear sucks.)
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok. (same way with guys anda only can understand yourself, cuz anda control yourself.)