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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If anda can read English, anda can cook. For Instance. Basic roti stuffing, melt one third cup of mentega in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick mentega on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How anda guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't anda wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = anda got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new gitar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
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Editor’s Note: This is a contribution oleh Jennifer Pastiloff

“Love yourself—accept yourself—forgive yourself—and be good to yourself, because without anda the rest of us are without a sumber of many wonderful things.” ~Leo F. Buscaglia

You mean I am a sumber of many wonderful things?

Yes. Actually anda are. Own up to it.

Leo has it right.

1. cinta yourself.

Despite all the things that anda think may be terribly wrong with you, cinta yourself. cinta yourself.

Tattoo it on your brain.

I can think of so many reasons why anda should cinta yourself, but here’s just one: It is incredibly dull and...
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posted by KatTayle
-I was at Hogwarts in a swimming pool, dancing with Ron Weasley with a straw up my nose

-My class took a field trip to a playground, and the only piece of equipment was a big statue of Discord (MLP) sleeping. It was HUGE. Everyone climbed in and on it (it was hollow inside), and I fell asleep on his nose. Then he woke up and turned out to actually be Discord. He discorded me and forced me to trap all of my friend inside of him. GOD THIS DREAM SOUNDS SO WEIRD

-I was in a mansion, but apparently the only bathroom was in the kitchen, and the door only closed a third of the way. Anyway, I had to...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Harsh words & violent blows
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
So many tricks & so many lies
Too many whens & too many whys
Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
I'm just me, warped & twisted
Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
Listening loudly to a silent scream
Call my mind, the number's unlisted
lost in someone so warped & twisted
On my knees, alive but dead
Look at the invisible blood I've bled
I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
The sun died out, the ashes sifted
I'm still here, warped & twisted
Drifting into empty Space
I have been like that Since saw my Dads evil face.
posted by tokidoki123
Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a vodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a tomat box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty buku for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a kepiting stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat pasta with...
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posted by holly-cow-noooo
Crying

I know I promised I'd never make anda cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to anda whatever anda need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see anda cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me cinta anda and I'll hold anda tight.

I'll do anything anda want to make anda proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

I cinta anda to much to see anda cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.

Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.

If we must truly say goodbye;
One lebih time just close your eyes.

And let us share one final kiss;
For anda are the love, I will forever miss.
posted by NarutoCrypt
•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when anda visit your kuda dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it atau tease it with yarn...
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Air, pollution, hair drying and the curling irons...

These all take their toll on healthy hair. After a while, hair loses its shine and volume.

That's why we have a trick for anda today to put the shine back in your locks using natural products.

The first thing anda need to do is beat an egg white with two meja spoons of apel, apple vinegar. Apply this mix to your hair and let it work for 15 minutes.

Then wash your hair with shampoo and use the conditioner that anda usually do.

Now anda are ready for the selanjutnya step. While anda have the first mix on, boil some water with parsley. Before washing your hair, take out the parsley and let the left over parsley water cool. Bring it with anda when anda wash out your hair.

Attention: when anda wash out the shampoo and the conditioner, then apply the parsley water for one last shine treatment.

Between the egg mix and the parsley, your hair should be truly shiny.

anda can do this treatment whenever anda want, because it does not damage your hair.
posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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