I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated oleh you.
I was so enchanted oleh your beauty that I ran into that dinding over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime anda passed by, just so I could stare at anda a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but anda owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
anda look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do anda have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do anda have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to anda cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that anda made me forget my pickup line.
anda shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a bintang for every time anda brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
anda know you're in cinta when anda can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if anda had an extra jantung mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good anda look.
Me without anda is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby atau is that just my jantung taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the hari my children were born, the hari I got married, and the hari that I met you.
Are anda from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are anda an interior decorator? When i saw anda the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if anda were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
anda must be a hell of a thief because anda mencuri my jantung from across the room.
Do anda have a twin sister? Then anda must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
anda look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If anda were a booger I'd pick anda first.
Do anda know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I cinta you.
Excuse me, I think anda have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask anda out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, anda must be the prime rib.
Are anda lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make anda the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My cinta for anda is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
hey baby you're so fine anda make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet anda $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do anda have the time? [Tells anda the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would anda grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched oleh an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are anda married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear anda say "happily".
anda are like a permen bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask anda how anda looked!
Did anda clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when anda left it?
Did anda fart, cause anda blew me away.
I don't have a perpustakaan card, but do anda mind if I check anda out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that malaikat could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
anda are so fine, I wish I could plant anda and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because anda are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause anda just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but anda dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are anda going to ciuman me atau do I have to lie to my diary?
Are anda cold? anda look like anda could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
anda know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, anda put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy anda a drink atau do anda just want the money?
Did the sun come out atau did anda just smile at me?
So there anda are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do anda believe in cinta at first sight, atau should I walk oleh again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when anda have a weak heart.
anda see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if anda think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed anda noticing me and I just wanted to give anda notice that I noticed anda too.
(As she is leaving) hey aren't anda forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When anda fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were anda talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know susu does a body good, but baby, how much have anda been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a halaman awal run with you.
I'm new in town. Could anda give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If anda were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was anda father an alien? Because there's nothing else like anda on Earth!
What time do anda have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this kursi taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone mencuri the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her kemeja label.] When they say, "What are anda doing?" anda respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
anda know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but anda can tickle me any time anda want to.
anda be the Dairy queen and I'll be your Burger King: anda treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing atau loving you, I would say "I cinta you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because anda are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress anda atau anything, but... I'm Batman!
anda must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
anda must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do anda know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was tampilkan off.
anda must be a Snickers, because anda satisfy me.
Are anda a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because anda are the bomb.
Are anda religious? Cause anda are the jawaban to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, anda add meaning to my life!
Baby, anda are so fine I could put anda on a plate and sop anda up with a biscuit.
Is there a pelangi today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
anda remind me of a magnet, because anda sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, atau are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are anda taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will anda ciuman it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right selanjutnya to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of anda wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a bintang for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at anda with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar beruang weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that anda cinta me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, atau cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
hey baby. anda got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do anda pick 'Do anda come here often?', 'What's your sign?', atau 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would anda hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time selanjutnya tahun let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see anda on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want anda to think I'm ridiculous atau anything, but anda are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have anda always been this cute, atau did anda have to work at it?
hey baby, anda must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, anda turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did anda get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad hari and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would anda smile for me?
I hope anda know CPR, cuz anda take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do anda do for a living?
If I told anda that anda had a great body, would anda hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here atau is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and anda are...gorgeous!
So, what do anda do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were anda arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, anda look really hot! anda must be real reason for global warming.
anda are the reason men fall in love.
anda know the lebih I drink, the prettier anda get!
anda know, I would die happy if I saw anda naked just once!
anda know, anda might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
anda look like my third wife. [how many time have anda been married?] Twice.
anda make me melt like hot berbuat curang, fudge on a sundae.
anda should be someone's wife.
Were anda in Boy Scouts? Because anda sure have tied my jantung in a knot.
Are anda as beautiful on the inside as anda are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! anda look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot anda would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm menulis a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than anda he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, anda turn me on!
Hey, how did anda do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, anda have lebih curves than a race track.
If anda stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, anda would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything lebih pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
anda are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
anda look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are anda a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
anda are so beautiful that anda give the sun a reason to shine.
Do anda want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do anda bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your pantat, keledai is so nice that it is a shame that anda have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because anda just mencuri my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. anda are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, anda make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... anda just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that anda could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
anda are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if anda were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet anda could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there berkata that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a bir belly, It'a a fuel tank for a cinta machine.
I don't know you, but I think I cinta anda already.
anda know I'd like to invite anda over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause anda are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with anda atau winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do anda have any sunscreen? 'Cause anda are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're anda staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause anda sure are special.
If anda could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth lebih than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If anda were a daging panggang, steak anda would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, anda rock me like a hurricane!
Can anda pull this heart-shaped panah out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
anda Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell anda that he needs my jantung back.