So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones anda don't enjoy but anda don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just bermimpi (about a bunch of grapes, with each anggur having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if anda must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one anggur had just berkata to another "What did the anggur do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) oleh the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if anda want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the dipan, sofa and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The selanjutnya hari I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one anggur had just berkata to another "What did the anggur do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) oleh the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if anda want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the dipan, sofa and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The selanjutnya hari I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
Dear God,
I have a special offer for anda today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If anda bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, anda also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
I have a special offer for anda today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If anda bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, anda also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling oleh and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass oleh so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.
