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posted by Misharrypotter
*Gives anda a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 menit yang lalu via Formspring for iOS
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( atau better yet anda can ciuman me if anda make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a bebek behind anda ten miles away and shots at anda but a repeat of last time happens and it hits berkata duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 menit ago( anda got a better change ciuman me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 menit ago
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WHAT DO anda THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 menit ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , ciuman me and that bebek is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 menit ago
posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell anda that I cinta you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell anda that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me anda could care less.

I'm here to hug anda when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell anda how smart anda are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell anda that I cinta you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before anda read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, atau even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take anda down a dark road - one that once anda start, anda can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull anda out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. naga say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. ikan say blub blub blub.

13. unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by itachifan1
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posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And anda ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know anda better than anda know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but anda start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but anda turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will anda believe,...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when anda hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
mysterious cinta

- chapter 13-





"Ok anda can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought anda would like them."
"Well anda were right! " Then I realized I was akting like a 6 tahun old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not akting like a six tahun old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I berkata the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when anda smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll tampil you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are anda kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope anda like it. Please komentar down below about what anda like, what anda don’t like, and what anda want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice membaca and menulis in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn lebih about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond pindah 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got halaman awal and found the wife preparing makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balasa back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic detik line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
posted by ase
1. Do anda like pie?

2. Are you, atau have anda ever been a squirrel?

3. Are anda afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are anda a people person atau a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have anda ever wondered what it would be like if anda were an apple?

7. Have anda ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can anda get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have anda ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have anda ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do anda have a sword handy?

14. Do anda like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him anda met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do anda listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him oleh his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favorit guy[If anda hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson atau some who anda like ALLOT!]

9. Come halaman awal saying anda found your true...
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posted by fencingrocks
No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If anda want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - atau Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening atau something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, lebih commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten menit intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people anda can get to gabung in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department oleh sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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added by xzendor7
Source: Rolando Burbon aka Xzendor7
added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are anda doing?", say, "What are anda doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the dipan, sofa until anda give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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