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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours oleh hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

17. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle ketopong, helm as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors anda are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip tempat penyimpan pistol, sarung for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying lebih any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over oleh clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink peluru, cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler acak numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that anda "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for acak times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train selanjutnya Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly anda can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five menit before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints oleh the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of jeruk, orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your makan malam with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in acak spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone anda meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do anda hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address anda as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When natal caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture oleh tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that anda don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" atau the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your natal lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra kursi for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their jawaban in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim anda can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
posted by VickyLover_
hey guys! Many people on facebook asked me how to make facebook Cover Photos. Now on Fanpop, I'm learning anda how to make one! So let's start:

1st Step: Open PiZap. Click link to open it.

2nd Step: After anda finished choosing the background, start adding pictures. anda can use JPEG pictures but use PNG pictures because they're better. anda can cari some PNG pictures on google & other sites.

3rd Step: Now anda can start adding stickers, textures, & anything anda want.

4th Step: After anda added the deatils, save it. & finally anda can customize your FB cover photo!

Question:
- How to save?
Just look above the tools, you'll find "save image" click on it then you'll finish making the cover.

Picture tutorial is below the article.
 After anda opened PiZap Editor, choose a background. I'm choosing this BG.
After you opened PiZap Editor, choose a background. I'm choosing this BG.
 After anda chose a BG, anda can start adding pics, textures, stickers,& more! A reminder, u can use JPEG pictures but use PNG pics because they're better. anda can cari some PNG pictures on Google. I'm using PNG pics on this BG
After you chose a BG, you can start adding pics, textures, stickers,& more! A reminder, u can use JPEG pictures but use PNG pics because they're better. You can search some PNG pictures on Google. I'm using PNG pics on this BG
posted by Surfer_Girl_16
anda can be the kacang mentega to my jelly
You can be the kupu-kupu I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the awan when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy anda complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the apel, apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of kacang mentega sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) atau the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine atau urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a tahi lalat rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
I'm letting anda do things I'd never let anyone else do
I'm saying things I wouldn't say to anyone but you
I'm feeling these feelings, I hope you're feeling them too
It's like all I really need is you

And when anda hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when anda hold me, I can never be harmed
You make me feel I can fly

You hug me when I'm down
And anda tell me I'm great
You make my feet leave the ground
And I hope that's the way it stays

And when anda hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when anda hold me, I can never be harmed
You make me feel I can fly

You know how to make a girl smile...
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posted by greenstergirl
I if anda want this to be funny, anda might want to read atau watch the harry potter film and books. If anda already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told anda anda had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up oleh bernyanyi pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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posted by edwardcarlisle
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I saw a pick where it berkata "What else should fanpop have?" created oleh breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own profil and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more klub >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and

...

That's it!

Now anda have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this anda won't be a fan any lebih from any club!
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This video shows step-by-step on how to build REAL shoes that will LIFT anda UP !
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Source: Fb
I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


McCreary had always been my favorte GTA character. I actually get "sad" when I forget to use him in GTA5 heists. atau don't go drinking with him in GTA4.. Espically cause I cinta the voice actor..

God bless that "Danny boy."

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#2: TREVOR PHLLIPS:


Love him atau hate him, Trevor Phillips is Trevor Phillips. It's hard to ignore how contagious Steve Ogg's prefamance...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Hi. Whatsupbugs here. Ever since I was born, I've been a guy. Deep down, something's not felt right, for years.

As time went on, I started picking up what was going on. Deep down, I felt like I wanted to be a female. There were times where I practically forgot I was a guy.

Nothing has really change though. I'm still a guy, but another thing that hasn't changed is that I often feel like I'm a female.

I get easily scared, due to being autustic and having various aniexty issues and lots of self-doubt. This topic of my gender has been hard for me to bring up, but it felt like something I should share.

I once told my family I wanted to be a female and they had no problem with that. Despite that, I haven't really done anything to change my gender.

I believe people should be allowed to be any gender they want. If anda are someone who is dealing with that type of stuff, please know that anda have my support and anda can private-message me anytime. Thank anda for reading.
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So a while back I made an artikel about how I think my favorit characters would do in a zombie apocalypse link I wanted to do this with some of my newer favorit characters. I'm also going to put them all into the Bad Girls Club one link)

Zombie Apocalypse

Annie Leonhardt (Attack On Titan):

Annie plays the undercover role. She also has a government position alongside Nerissa, the two of them knew each other. She is lebih tight-lipped then Nerissa who lets on that she might know about how the zombies came to be. Nerissa eventually comes clean that she is part of the military and that's where...
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