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"Hey,Joan.It's Sam.Call me back...when ever...Or sooner.I've been calling for...an hour.So,call me!"Said Sam as she left a voice mail for her friend,Joan.She started to get worried.Joan hasn't called her in a week!She wondered if she should go over to her house,And she did.When she knocked on the door,She heard footsteps.Running,Footsteps."Joan.Joan!Joan?"She repeated."Sh!"She heard come from the peep hole.Sam looked inside the hole.She saw a head peek up,A small head."JOAN!"Sam yelled.Nothing,No sound,Nothing."JOAN!I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"Sam Yelled."Hey girls!"Joan's mom said."Who's at the door?"She asked.But oleh the time she opened the door,Sam was around the corner."Does she hate me?Is something wrong?"Sam thought.From walking home,She ran home,Tears almost coming out.But when she runs,She cries,A lot.The worse part,it was raining.Sam opened the front door,Ran through the dapur faster than her mom could ask if she was okay.Sam ran to her room and grabbed her pillow.The door peeked open."Honey?"Mom said,her head peered around the door."What?"Sam berkata between sniffles."Are anda okay?"Mom asked."I went to Joan's house,and saw if she was okay,She didn't call me back.But all she did was hide behind her couch."She cried in her pillow."Oh Honey!It's okay!Look let me tell anda a story.When I was little,my friends always played with me,But then...The new girl,Hannah,Came to school.Everyone became her friend,but me.I never talked to her,even when she talked to me.I always gave her a cold stare.I never got to play with me friends ever again!I cried everyday!They never noticed.Anyways,A few years later,I learned...Don't be jealous,don't be crying.That's only hurting YOURSELF."Mom said."Baby,You're gonna be okay!I know it!"Mom added.She brushed Sam's hair out of her face when Sam sat up."So...You're saying,just forget about Joan?Find another friend?"Sam asked."Exactly!Now,clean up for dinner."
Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at halaman awal with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in cinta for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really cinta him, but I think that he really does cinta me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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posted by Face_of_Music
ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL anda MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a acak book I was menulis about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and berkata I could write a book atau something. This is the first chapter, so I'd cinta it if anda could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things anda liked, things that didn't make...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell anda a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told anda to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If anda die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The populer girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my kemeja on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If anda are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some acak guy/girl = Is this kursi empty?
anda = Yes and this one will be too if anda sit here.

I'll write lebih soon!!!
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President atau Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a tahun plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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posted by reb1009
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A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

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Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

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Gay Marriage debat Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status update Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether atau not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, detik of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if anda worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell anda to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favorit song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow acak people off and tell them what to buy every menit atau so. If anda get in trouble, say anda were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kerah and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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1. Take someone's shopping gerobak, keranjang and switch the items with stuff from the person selanjutnya to them's gerobak, keranjang
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. pindah "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When anda are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When anda are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When anda are dating..... He takes anda out to have a good time.
When anda are married ....He brings halaman awal a 6 pack, and says "What are anda going to drink?"

When anda are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When anda are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When anda are dating..... A Single tempat tidur for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When anda are married ....A King size tempat tidur feels like an army cot.

When anda are dating..... anda are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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