What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The selanjutnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poling to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The selanjutnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused oleh rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained oleh arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The selanjutnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poling to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The selanjutnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused oleh rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained oleh arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
Are anda a scientist Cause I'd Like to do anda on a meja , Periodically(:
If anda where a segi tiga, segitiga You'd be acute one.
Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
hey baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for anda and I can't get up (:
mawar are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
anda remind me of my selanjutnya boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If anda were a snack pack id eat anda without a spoon.
anda smell like a flower. Can I plant anda in my garden?
Do anda believe in cinta at first sight, atau should I walk oleh again?
If anda where a segi tiga, segitiga You'd be acute one.
Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
hey baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for anda and I can't get up (:
mawar are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
anda remind me of my selanjutnya boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If anda were a snack pack id eat anda without a spoon.
anda smell like a flower. Can I plant anda in my garden?
Do anda believe in cinta at first sight, atau should I walk oleh again?
This is important to horror fan and collectors alike because as Child's Play series fan we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for fan of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years yang lalu at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.
Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving cinta in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in anda and the things anda doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car meneruskan, ke depan saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If anda are hung like a horse, anda don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if anda just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then anda wrong but itll help if anda just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if anda just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
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wirtten by:sponge bob
gitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if anda just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then anda wrong but itll help if anda just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if anda just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
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