I'm putting two funny artikel together in one, hope anda enjoy it!
Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I cinta deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would anda know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what anda need, and I'll tell anda how to get along without it.
8. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time anda need him, chances are anda won't need him again.
10. I don't have an attitude problem. anda have a perception problem.
11. Last night I lay in tempat tidur looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?! "
12. My Reality Check bounced.
13. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
14. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
15. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through kacang butter.
16. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, like, anda are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
17. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. And,18. Never argue with an idiot. They drag anda down to their level then beat anda with experience."
A Cynic's guide to life.
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan sabuk and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a bunga grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and... Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a api drill. Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner atau later, you'll inhale a bee. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone. If anda don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them. If a motorist cuts anda off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, anda can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up. Each hari I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the "whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the- fridge-is " group. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. ust remember... anda gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car! When anda find yourself getting irritated with someone, try to remember that all men are brothers... and just give them a noogie atau an Indian burn. This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price anda pay for letting the relatives stay over. It's a small world. So anda gotta use your elbows a lot. Keep your nose to the gerinda and your shoulder to the wheel...it's cheaper than plastic surgery. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land. cinta is like a roller coaster: when it's good anda don't want to get off, and when it isn't... anda can't wait to throw up."
Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I cinta deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would anda know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what anda need, and I'll tell anda how to get along without it.
8. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time anda need him, chances are anda won't need him again.
10. I don't have an attitude problem. anda have a perception problem.
11. Last night I lay in tempat tidur looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?! "
12. My Reality Check bounced.
13. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
14. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
15. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through kacang butter.
16. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, like, anda are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
17. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. And,18. Never argue with an idiot. They drag anda down to their level then beat anda with experience."
A Cynic's guide to life.
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan sabuk and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a bunga grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and... Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a api drill. Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner atau later, you'll inhale a bee. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone. If anda don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them. If a motorist cuts anda off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, anda can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up. Each hari I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the "whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the- fridge-is " group. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. ust remember... anda gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car! When anda find yourself getting irritated with someone, try to remember that all men are brothers... and just give them a noogie atau an Indian burn. This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price anda pay for letting the relatives stay over. It's a small world. So anda gotta use your elbows a lot. Keep your nose to the gerinda and your shoulder to the wheel...it's cheaper than plastic surgery. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land. cinta is like a roller coaster: when it's good anda don't want to get off, and when it isn't... anda can't wait to throw up."
As soon as I drop the judul of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a debat whether atau not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms atau flames. But Micheal teluk, da? would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal teluk, da? would make it lebih understandable for an international audience.
What do anda think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms atau flames. But Micheal teluk, da? would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal teluk, da? would make it lebih understandable for an international audience.
What do anda think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
Just one lebih time before I go
I'll let anda know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save anda now
The king is down
It's do atau die!
Nobody can save anda now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save anda now
IT'S DO atau DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save anda now
The king is down
It's do atau die!
Nobody can save anda now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save anda now
IT'S DO atau DIE
Just one lebih time before I go
I'll let anda know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let anda know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save anda now
The king is down
It's do atau die!
Nobody can save anda now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save anda now
IT'S DO atau DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save anda now
The king is down
It's do atau die!
Nobody can save anda now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save anda now
IT'S DO atau DIE
Just one lebih time before I go
I'll let anda know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Again disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her kayu cendana, sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her kayu cendana, sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming atau evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not beruang to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever Frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not beruang to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever Frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.