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"Today, I went to the film with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to gabung us. We've been together for two years. FML"
"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy atau a girl. FML"
"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML"
"Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, atau even a girl for that matter. FML"
"Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML"
"Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML"
"Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if anda reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML"
"Today, I spent fifteen menit looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML"
"Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart oleh shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride halaman awal from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML"
"Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML"
Well, do their lives suck, atau did they totally deserve it? XD
The sun is up in the sky
i watch it in the big blue ksky
And i ask myslef,"why?"
i stare at the ceiling.
then i get a strange felling.
and this felling is still being.
and then i ask,"why?"
What do i see in those eyes?
what do i see in you?
even thought i still despise.
i always ask myslef,"why?"
ask me that question,"why?"
i say i dont know
they tell me dont lie
so then i speak th truth.
i know that in my heart
i will always cinta you
your eyes that shine like he sun
being with anda is always fun
one hari i will tell you,hun
that anda are the only one
sorry,not all the words rhyme.im not the best at making poems,but i wanted to share it with anda anyways
i watch it in the big blue ksky
And i ask myslef,"why?"
i stare at the ceiling.
then i get a strange felling.
and this felling is still being.
and then i ask,"why?"
What do i see in those eyes?
what do i see in you?
even thought i still despise.
i always ask myslef,"why?"
ask me that question,"why?"
i say i dont know
they tell me dont lie
so then i speak th truth.
i know that in my heart
i will always cinta you
your eyes that shine like he sun
being with anda is always fun
one hari i will tell you,hun
that anda are the only one
sorry,not all the words rhyme.im not the best at making poems,but i wanted to share it with anda anyways
