"I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand oleh a stream with a stick in my hand, while the ikan swim oleh in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and anda have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," atau "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"We're going to be late."
Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means... "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means... "Are anda still talking?"
It's a really good movie."
Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"That's women's work."
Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got anda these roses."
Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means... "What did anda catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means... "I haven't any clue what anda just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that anda don't spend the selanjutnya three days yelling at me."
"You know I could never cinta anyone else."
Really means... "I am used to the way anda yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
anda look terrific."
Really means... "Please don't try on one lebih outfit. I'm starving."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework."
Really means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand oleh a stream with a stick in my hand, while the ikan swim oleh in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and anda have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," atau "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"We're going to be late."
Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means... "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means... "Are anda still talking?"
It's a really good movie."
Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"That's women's work."
Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got anda these roses."
Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means... "What did anda catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means... "I haven't any clue what anda just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that anda don't spend the selanjutnya three days yelling at me."
"You know I could never cinta anyone else."
Really means... "I am used to the way anda yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
anda look terrific."
Really means... "Please don't try on one lebih outfit. I'm starving."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework."
Really means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
~In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
~Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
~There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
~The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
~Every hari 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
~The most populer first name in the world is Muhammad!
~Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of teh were used as money in Siberia
~Most lipstick contains ikan scales!
~It's illegal to drink bir out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
~Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
~The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
~Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
~There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
~The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
~Every hari 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
~The most populer first name in the world is Muhammad!
~Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of teh were used as money in Siberia
~Most lipstick contains ikan scales!
~It's illegal to drink bir out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
~Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
~The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds