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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her jubah and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the dapur meja with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are anda down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do anda remember 20 years yang lalu when we were dating, and
anda were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do anda remember when
anda father caught us in the back kursi of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do anda remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either anda marry my daughter, atau I will send anda to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she balasa softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
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1.When your roommate comes in, pretend that anda are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After anda hang up, say "That was your mom She berkata she’d call back".

2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

4.Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….

5.Shoot rubber bands...
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