1)"Why, do anda find me irresistible?"
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I cinta the detik grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and anda actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
atau just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know anda have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
7)"why, anda interested"? :) :)
8)That's not what your mom berkata last night.
9)'And...? This concerns anda because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it lebih as a statement than an offense.
10)At least I'm not a homophobe.
11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and berkata “ well honey, I guess anda would know better than anyone would since anda were biting the bantal last night.”
12)What tipped anda off, my great sense of style, biting wit atau was it your GAYDAR honey?
13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a berwarna merah muda, merah muda streak within themselves.
15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella berkata "Oi are anda bent"
Quick reply was " Why have anda got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
16)"Is that a statement atau a come-on?"
17)YES i am HAPPY have anda got a problem with that?
18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case anda didn't notice."
19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"
20)o0o0o0o baby anda would know, then blow a ciuman at them.
21)"And why exactly would anda want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game oleh trying to make a "Comeback".
22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
atau there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
24)Say "Yea, so blow me"
25)"ooof, anda find me cute, don't anda ;)"
26)Just say, If anda don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that anda have splinters in your mouth.
27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
29)Don't hate Me because anda aren't me!
30)And you're what? Sad?
31)"In your dreams"
32)Well, if anda AREN'T gay atau bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex anda are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
atau -- "I don't know what anda need, but you're not going to find it here."
atau -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? anda pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
anda want to avoid jawaban that insult gay people. anda want an answer that insults atau at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.
34)What kind of "cable" do anda get. It looks like anda have DSL.
35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly atau happy, but I appreciate anda wanting to include me in your social group.
36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
37)Are anda dropping hints .. and if anda are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. lol .. hey not that I'm gay ..
38)You weren't complaining last night!
39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what anda want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
43)And you're point is.....
44)I'm sorry I know anda want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing lebih than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"
47)..and anda find me attractive?
48)'say'no I'm not gay, but hey but anda don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.
50)'thank god, I didn't think anda felt the same, come here lover!"
51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
53)Want my number?
54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to halaman awal than anda would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After anda agree with them, there is nothing lebih they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- anda name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When anda do not react, they can not hurt you.
56)How about "if anda have a problem with that, then anda are the one with the problem"
57)Pucker up and say " Your place atau mine?"
58)Like Jerry Seinfeld berkata "not that there is anything wrong with that"
59)'So is your face!'
Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother atau sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls anda gay with a genuine intention to hurt anda based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, atau wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." atau say "that's not my name at all, anda should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
63)"Not without makan malam and a movie first!"
64)Why? Are anda looking for a date?
65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like anda like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
66)"I never noticed before but anda have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought anda liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does cinta anal!"
67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me cokelat and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
68)Bend over and lets find out :P
69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll tampil anda how it's done.
70)"would anda please excuse me, and walk away".
71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, anda can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.
75)I know anda are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
78)Why! I didn't know anda were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are anda giving me a physical appraisal?
79)Jack: "Hello, are anda Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
80)And you're about as straight as a circle.
81)So is your Dad, look how anda turned out.
82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
tampilkan anda don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are anda GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for anda to find out they're not worth your time.
83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed oleh a big yawn.
86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
88)Are anda free Saturday night?
89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did anda find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, atau did your neck throw up on you?"
"If anda were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
90)"Why, are anda interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do anda like me?
Why'd anda say that,are anda fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! akting a whittle tough just cause anda can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH oleh the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that anda are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on anda say "that's funny anda are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
atau "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do anda have something anda want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has berkata the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with anda being sexually attracted to women/men"
anda know what? I would absolutely cinta to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
91)Is that an offer?
92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.
93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations anda aren't so stupid after all.
Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I cinta the detik grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and anda actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
atau just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know anda have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
7)"why, anda interested"? :) :)
8)That's not what your mom berkata last night.
9)'And...? This concerns anda because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it lebih as a statement than an offense.
10)At least I'm not a homophobe.
11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and berkata “ well honey, I guess anda would know better than anyone would since anda were biting the bantal last night.”
12)What tipped anda off, my great sense of style, biting wit atau was it your GAYDAR honey?
13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a berwarna merah muda, merah muda streak within themselves.
15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella berkata "Oi are anda bent"
Quick reply was " Why have anda got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
16)"Is that a statement atau a come-on?"
17)YES i am HAPPY have anda got a problem with that?
18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case anda didn't notice."
19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"
20)o0o0o0o baby anda would know, then blow a ciuman at them.
21)"And why exactly would anda want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game oleh trying to make a "Comeback".
22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
atau there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
24)Say "Yea, so blow me"
25)"ooof, anda find me cute, don't anda ;)"
26)Just say, If anda don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that anda have splinters in your mouth.
27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
29)Don't hate Me because anda aren't me!
30)And you're what? Sad?
31)"In your dreams"
32)Well, if anda AREN'T gay atau bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex anda are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
atau -- "I don't know what anda need, but you're not going to find it here."
atau -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? anda pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
anda want to avoid jawaban that insult gay people. anda want an answer that insults atau at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.
34)What kind of "cable" do anda get. It looks like anda have DSL.
35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly atau happy, but I appreciate anda wanting to include me in your social group.
36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
37)Are anda dropping hints .. and if anda are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. lol .. hey not that I'm gay ..
38)You weren't complaining last night!
39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what anda want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
43)And you're point is.....
44)I'm sorry I know anda want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing lebih than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"
47)..and anda find me attractive?
48)'say'no I'm not gay, but hey but anda don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.
50)'thank god, I didn't think anda felt the same, come here lover!"
51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
53)Want my number?
54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to halaman awal than anda would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After anda agree with them, there is nothing lebih they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- anda name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When anda do not react, they can not hurt you.
56)How about "if anda have a problem with that, then anda are the one with the problem"
57)Pucker up and say " Your place atau mine?"
58)Like Jerry Seinfeld berkata "not that there is anything wrong with that"
59)'So is your face!'
Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother atau sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls anda gay with a genuine intention to hurt anda based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, atau wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." atau say "that's not my name at all, anda should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
63)"Not without makan malam and a movie first!"
64)Why? Are anda looking for a date?
65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like anda like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
66)"I never noticed before but anda have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought anda liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does cinta anal!"
67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me cokelat and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
68)Bend over and lets find out :P
69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll tampil anda how it's done.
70)"would anda please excuse me, and walk away".
71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, anda can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.
75)I know anda are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
78)Why! I didn't know anda were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are anda giving me a physical appraisal?
79)Jack: "Hello, are anda Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
80)And you're about as straight as a circle.
81)So is your Dad, look how anda turned out.
82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
tampilkan anda don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are anda GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for anda to find out they're not worth your time.
83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed oleh a big yawn.
86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
88)Are anda free Saturday night?
89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did anda find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, atau did your neck throw up on you?"
"If anda were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
90)"Why, are anda interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do anda like me?
Why'd anda say that,are anda fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! akting a whittle tough just cause anda can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH oleh the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that anda are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on anda say "that's funny anda are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
atau "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do anda have something anda want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has berkata the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with anda being sexually attracted to women/men"
anda know what? I would absolutely cinta to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
91)Is that an offer?
92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.
93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations anda aren't so stupid after all.
Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.
