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1. malaikat Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying atau you'll get some action faster than a pit banteng on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all anda want even if she is the kind who will out chug anda in bir and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names anda never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get anda in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" atau "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if anda want to lose her.

9. kue bola, pangsit - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a komentar about their weight.

10. buah-buahan Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the lebih anda call her this, the lebih she'll take it that anda think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do anda really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. domba Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when anda think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. cinta Lumps - if anda don't want hot sup poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although anda could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if anda know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's hari makan malam atau her birthday. If anda use this anda know you'll be getting some later.
    

There anda have it, a puncak, atas 20 daftar of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. atau read it and laugh. atau at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying atau it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this daftar wisely and please no wagering.


Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when anda say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. anda look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and anda never get tired of being with us.

4. I cinta anda and only you.-Well, anda guys get the picture.

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