Whats the lamest pick up line anda have ever heard?

I don't have a perpustakaan card.......
But can I check u out?

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

Yes, someone actually berkata this to me. Ugh

Get in the van!

hey baby if anda were a bad pizza i would still eat you

People call me John, but anda can call me Tonight!

Are those shoes? Because I wanna have sex with you.

Works every time. xD

Someone actually used this on a girl in our college."I've gotta dick and you've gotta vagina, so let's make them dance"
She obviously walked away

Do anda have a map cause I keep getting lost in your eyes

Do anda have a bandaid cause I scraped my knee falling for you

Are anda from Tenessee cause anda are the only Ten I See

Did it hurt when anda fell from heaven cause anda are an angel

I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated oleh you

If beauty was time you'd be eternity

anda look cold want to use me as a blanket

If anda were a booger I'd pick anda first

There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't keep them off you

Is your name Summer? Cause your hot as hell.