I'm scared

Tell'em this

SOLUTIONS:

1) Throw a brick down the window, on the dog's head.
2) Throw anything else anda want to dispose of out of the window (Like your trash, furniture, cat... There are infinite possibilities)
3) Distract the dog with a piece of raw meat (I'm sure anda have at least ONE dead buffalo in your fridge).
4) Transform into a unicorn.