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MarMar_XigLux said:
This one is a Japanese Urban Legend called 'Aka Manto', atau 'Red Cloak/Mantel':
Let's assume for a moment that you, like many, enjoy the basic human function of going to the bathroom. Perhaps you've had a few too many servings of sake and make a mad dash for the ladies toilets closest to you. This artikel assumes anda are either a lady yourself atau one of those beloved perverts so populer to the Japanese culture.
As anda enter the bathroom and sit comfortably on your takhta of relief, anda suddenly hear a voice.
"Do anda like the red jubah atau do anda like the blue cloak?"
After sitting uncomfortably for a few seconds, wondering what possessed someone to break the cardinal rule of keeping their mouths shut while anda drain your fluid sack, anda answer with hesitation.
"The Red Cloak!"
According to your answer, there are a variety of hilarious outcomes: If anda answered "Red Cloak", anda will be sliced apart like a steakhouse special. According to who is telling the story, your throat may be cut, your hands chopped off, atau anda will simply be cut into pieces until the blood flowing down your fricasseed remains resembles a "red cloak".
Well Shit! anda may be thinking, I'll just answer "blue cloak" then!
Good idea, captain. Now take a deep breath! You're going to need it when the life is being slowly strangled out of you. The result leaves your humorously tongue-lolled face a strong blue. Thus, the "blue cloak".
Sitting in your stall and ruminating on your options, anda may be wondering which of these two anda prefer? Well fear not, intrepid Cracked reader! Due to the foresight of membaca this article, anda are well prepared! According to some variations of this legend, choosing a third color atau choosing "neither" will spare anda a gruesome death...or cause the very earth to open under anda and menelan anda alive.
And this is why I hate going to the public bathroom :D
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