Okay, so when I was three, my family and I went to applebees to eat. There was a 'miller' sign, so i berkata "Look dad! There's our last name!" (which is miller btw) and he berkata "No, kayla. They sell booze here." so I just frowned and walked up to my mom, who was walking a few feet ahead of us, and berkata "Mom? Are there naked ladies in there?" she gave me a wierd look and berkata "No...why do anda say that?" and I replied "Because dad berkata they sell boobs here."
Well, I tried some craft-dough that smelled like vanilla, but tasted like dog crap left out in the sun for three days, then coated in cat puke. I was out of school for the rest of the week. I've been chased oleh a little baby robin, no taller than 5 in. (when jumping) because I cornered it under a porch. It turned around, gave me an evil glare, then started peeping like crazy and made me bump my head on the bottom of the porch. EVIL little birdy... I've also: thought my friends mom was letting her 8yr. son order bir at cracker Barrel (it was root beer, the bottle looked like bir though), drank week-old sprite from McDonalds (no mold;Phew!),and burnt my hand on french fry.
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how do anda know wat dog crap and cat puke tasts like O.o
This involves two of my friends. Let's call them X and Y. X berkata to Y, "Wanna know a secret?" then leaned over and whispered something in Y's ear. Now, I'm not extremely nosey, but it seriously pissed me off that they had the nerve to tell secrets in front of me. So I started begging and shouting at them to tell me. This went on for a while. Then, in a fit of rage, I screamed "IF anda DON'T TELL ME, I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE!" Then Y stared straight at me and said, "She burped in my ear."
