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EmzLovesCheryl said:
Hmm. I can remember a baru saja conversation which was meant to be a compliment towards me but was a tad strange. I've got it saved in my facebook kotak masuk somewhere, I'll find it.... here it is! Girl: You're like a star, aren't you? anda know, because you're so kind. Me: Aww, thankyou! But that's anda hun. Girl: Nahh. I mean you're extra kind! Everyone loves you! Except the jealous ones... Actually, no! You're better than a star, you're Jesus! Yes! Everyone loved Jesus, except the people who were jealous of him, right? Me: Um, thanks, if anda say so... Girl: I do. Yeah, you're like the reincarnation of Yesus Emily! Oh my God why didn't I notice it before! anda even look like the guy! Me: How the fuck do anda know what Yesus looks like! Girl: Don't swear, that makes anda less like Jesus. No, I'm seriously excited, I actually think you're Jesus, I'm friends with Jesus! Me: Um, *name*, are anda ok? I thought it was a compliment at first, but are anda saying I have facial hair?! Girl: Noo. I don't mean anda look like a man, I mean your facial features look like Jesus's. Don't worry, he was attractive. Actually that reminds me, me and *name* were saying how much anda looked like Michael Jackson the other day, and it's true! You're so lucky! Me: Why are to telling me this?! I thought anda were my friend? :D Girl: What the hell are anda on about? You're the luckiest person in the world! You're Jesus, Michael Jackson, and Emily all in one! And anda don't even realize how lucky anda are, do you? It's not fair. :( Me: Are anda being sarcastic? Girl: Wtf? No! Me: So...you really believe that I'm the reincarnation of Yesus and you're jealous of the fact that I look like a man? o_O Girl: You've got it wrong. But yes, I do believe that, and I am jealous. Like I said, you're special in this world Em, I wish I was special. Why can't I be the reincarnation of Mary? :( Me: *name*, I think you'd better go and lie down... Girl: Whatever. Bye. *signs off*. Me: o_O
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