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larouxbestfan said:
i found this on a website and didnt know how to add a link! 1. As anda walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did anda just touch my ass? No. Damn! 2. I miss my teddy bear. Would anda sleep with me? 3. Do anda believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me halaman awal with you. 4. Do anda believe in cinta at first sight, atau should I walk oleh again? 5. Do anda have any Irish in you? (if no ) Would anda like some? (if yes ) Want some more? 6. Shall we talk atau continue flirting from a distance? 7. Do anda have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number? 8. Do anda know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do anda want to do lunch? 9. Do anda know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do anda wanna go upstairs and talk. 10. Do anda mind if I stare at anda up close instead of from across the room? 11. I'm a frog but if u ciuman me I'll turn into a prince 12. Excuse me, I am about to go halaman awal to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do anda want to be my friend? 14. For a fat chick, anda sure have small tits. 15. Gee, for a fat girl anda sure don't sweat much. 16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do anda know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink. 17. Hi, I just wanted to give anda the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. 18. Hi, I've been undressing anda with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. 19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk" 20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor 21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart." 22. I don't know what anda think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. 23. I have had a really bad hari and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would anda smile for me? 24. I just wanted to tampil this rose how incredibly beautiful anda are! 25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do anda have the time?" anda should answer: "Yeah! Do anda have the energy?" 26. The only thing that matters is that we're together. 27. I'm sorry, were anda talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. 28. Is there an airport nearby atau is that just my jantung taking off? 29. Is anda father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. 30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. 31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. 32. Say, did we go to different schools together? 33. The word of the hari is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. 35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like anda know them.) 36.
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