Whats the wreidest thing you've said? what's the wreidest thing any1 has asked u?

I've said: "Girl, I've danced in purple rain in my awesome purple socks in nothing but my purple dino bra and matching underwear!"

They've said: "Oh, so the walrus is singin' at midnight. I see. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help, okay?"

isaid mom: guess What
she berkata :what?
i said: i have a monkey and a pizza on my tongue
she berkata i hope the monkey dont poop in your mouth .

together:lol

Too Too many weird and bazarre things have popped out of my mouth...But what I, to this day, found very WEIRD...went something like this;
Guy hitting on me: So, anda married?
Me: No
Weird guy still swinging away: Oh. Youre divorced.
Me; Nooooo
Absurdly intrusive but determine guy: (in an accusitory voice) How old ARE YOU?
Me: (becoming confused) 35 (and I was at the time)
Freak Boy: Youre 35 and Youve NEVER been married?!! (and here's the kicker) WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?.....
Which left me speechless but thankfully, alady standing selanjutnya to me berkata (right in his face) "NOTHING!!! MAYBE SHE'S PICKY!"
I had just met the lady...and will be eternally greatful. It hadnt occurred to me that at 35, not only was I supposed to have been married....But divorced, too! WEEEIIIRRRRD!!!

Me and my friend were talking and randomly I said"I am gonna kill all the ducks and rule the world"
The Weirdest thing someone has asked me"Have anda ever thought that aliens can come to your house with a UFO,and ask anda to be friends with them?"
When my friend asked that I was like Ok...Weird...

Weirdest thing I've said: Somebody tell malaikat that a stripper pole is not a good birthday present for a squirrel.
As for the other half, my mom responded: It depends on the squirrel.