AHHH I thought this would be one of those "The Game" trick questions, so I thought about The Game and I lost The Game!
Now, on to guessing:
Your Mom bought anda an gajah for your birthday (she didn't actually buy it, she mencuri it from the Big apel, apple Circus, but that's another story) which was fifteen months yang lalu because she was late, and told anda that anda were really adopted from another planet? And then your real parents came to take anda back to berkata planet (at light speed), called majoRawesomEpiErandoM-5 and took anda to Yoda who told anda anda were a Jedi, and then from the shock of having learned so much exciting news in four hours anda turned evil and blew up majoRawesomEpiErandoM-5's talking moon named JOEJELLY, and then the majoRawesomEpiErandoM-5ians kicked anda off the planet, and anda wandered the universe for five hours and then a meteorite picked anda up and anda rode it back to Earth, miraculously surviving reentry (with your alien powers) and coming back to your Earth halaman awal unharmed? And then anda told someone the story and they sent anda to a psychiatric hospital, where anda were put in solitary confinement and are now menulis this from, right after Elmo tortured anda with crayons?
If that's what happened then that's SO weird, because that just happened to me this Tuesday (it's okay though, I'm out of solitary- Dora, the Wonder Pets and the voices in my head helped me escape).
anda ATE A DONUT? WITH pelangi FROSTING AND SPRINKLES THAT TASTE LIKE puding AND- Hold on. BRB (In British Voice) 5 menit later! Mmm, mm oh so good! Huh? What? Did anda say something?