Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.

Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another pony to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help anda send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as anda can, and meet me at the airport.

Back at Fenix's vacation home

Con: What else do anda know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a gunung berapi lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically,...

It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be halaman awal until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like cokelat mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...

The selanjutnya day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, anda get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to anda as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived oleh Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....

Con kept chasing itik jantan, drake until he got to a room where lebih missiles were being launched.

Drake: anda seemed to have lost me. Where do anda think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: anda were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are anda doing this, when anda can gabung me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see anda Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...

It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and applejack were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with pelangi Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.

station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without...

In case anda are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a jalan, street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the jeruk, orange stallion asked. "Our selanjutnya target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

Gordon was at the trainyard.

Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: anda have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, atau sixty years.
Percy: atau maybe sooner than that. anda never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are anda doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson:...

James woke up early selanjutnya morning. He wanted to say hello to his little ponies before they left for school.

Toby: *eating soup*
Melissa: All we get to eat is soup. It's not fair. There has to be something else for us to eat around here.
James: *Arrives* atau at least something else for us to buy.
Toby: Dad!
James: Hello Toby. I thought I'd get up a little earlier then usual, and see anda two before anda left for school.
Toby: Thanks dad.
Melissa: Thank you.
James: Where's your mom?
Toby: She's outside.
James: *Walks out of house*
Martha: *sees James* James, what are anda doing up so early?
James: I just...

The evening of July 4, 1892

James: *Having soup*
Martha: Is everything ok?
James: No. Every worker is going on strike, and they forced me to gabung them.
Martha: What are anda talking about?
James: Larry, and Jack. They made me gabung them for the strike. I didn't want to, but I had no choice.
Martha: Well, what are anda going to do?
James: What they tell me to do I guess.
Toby: Everything will be ok Dad. Sooner, atau later the strikers will stop, and everything will be ok again.
James: Thanks Toby.
???: *Knocks on door*
James: Hmm, who could that be? *walks to front door*
???: James? Are anda in there?
James:...

Another hari I thinking about what happend... PinkiePie... Ponyville... I cant stop thinking about it... I have many dreams about it... then my brother back to home... but I still scared about whars gonna be when its going to happend again... And I must to say it to brother...

Dan & Shadow Writers Present...

Magic Is Friendship pony Little My - ...Time lebih One


Another Rainy Day... I just sleeping when I hear somethink difrend... Twilight... saying "HELP! HEEELP! STOP PINKIEPIE!" when I woke up I saw Twilight bloody head for 3 seconds... I hear voice of PinkiePie from downstairs "come to me......

Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 AM
Railway: Union Pacific

After being shouted at oleh Pete, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Renee went back to the freight train they tried driving earlier. The caboose was back on the rails, and the train was waiting.

Renee: *Gets in her engines* I'll see anda two later, I guess.
Hawkeye: Sure anda will. anda work here now.
Renee: I guess so. *Drives train*
Stylo: *Watching Stylo's train*
Snowflake: Pierce, and Stylo, I got a new assignment for anda from Pete.
Hawkeye: What is it Snowy?
Snowflake: *Not amused* I told anda not to call me that. Forty...

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and lebih time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...

In the office of Lieutenant Briggs

Briggs: *On the phone* Yes. Understood. *Hangs up*
Harry: *Walks in*
Briggs: anda were supposed to apprehend Pollanchio, not insult him. anda weren't doing your job, and anda could get fired for that. Now anda let Frank escape, so answer me this. What the fuck do I tell the captain? Huh? What?
Harry: anda can tell him that a traffic cop is making all those kills.
Briggs: A traffic cop? anda expect him to believe that a traffic cop is killing off everypony? Who?
Harry: *Looks down at floor* Charlie McCoy.
Briggs: Harry, I was just on the phone with Charlie's ex wife....

The stalkers were getting closer.

Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your kemeja off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your kemeja off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*

The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.

Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*

Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.

Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: anda ok?
John: I'm fine....

After the Flim Flam brothers left with Dexter, another pony walked in.

??: Hey. Are anda alright?
Applejack: *Stands up* Who are you?
?? My name is Erica. anda three should get some medical attention.
Applejack: We can't right now. I gotta go after those ponies that beat me, and my cousin up.
Erica: I think I saw them. Were they two unicorns with an jeruk, orange pegasus?
Applejack: Yeah. Where'd anda see them?
Erica: They just left the warehouse.
Applejack: Ok. Wake up Braeburn while I untie my sister. *Goes to Applebloom*
Erica: *Walks to Braeburn* Exuse me. Sir?
Braeburn: *Hits Erica*
Applejack: Braeburn!...

Just when Jeanne was walking away, Mrs. Stricker arrived.

Mrs. Stricker: Jeanne! Get over here!
Jeanne: *goes to Mrs. Stricker*
Mrs. Stricker: You're not allowed to ciuman other students on school grounds.
Jeanne: Really?
Rafe: That's dumb.
Mrs. Stricker: anda two in my office, now.

In Mrs. Stricker's office

Mrs. Stricker: What in the world were anda thinking when anda kissed him?
Jeanne: I was happy for him. He offered to do something very nice, and-
Mrs. Stricker: No, unacceptable. No matter what, anda cannot ciuman other ponies in this school.
Rafe: That's so unfair!
Mrs. Stricker: Watch your tone, Mr....

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run oleh thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do anda know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead...

After Snow got her revenge on Con, she went back to HQ. As for Con, and Blu, they were on a perahu heading to Maredagascar.

Blu: Will anda be able to save me?
Con: *turns on transmitter* I believe so.

When they arrived the town was deserted. The only ponies on the streets were Con, Blu, 7 koreans, and a mexican pony walking toward them.

Heckler: Hola everypony.
Con: I assume that a pony named Vetrice was working for you.
Heckler: You're correct, but how?
Con: I killed him, and he told me it was a mexican.
Heckler: Let's talk somewhere a little lebih private shall we?

There was a warehouse selanjutnya to...

Con recieved his equipment from S, and left for Las Pegasus. When he got there, he met a mare, that was running away from some one.

Whataspy: *gets in car* Drive!
Con: Ok *drives fast*
Bambi: She got away!
Thumper: I saw the license plate, we'll call the cops.

So they did, and they chased Con's car.
Whataspy: Those ponies chasing me must have called them.
Con: We'll lose them.
Cop 1: All units, the Special is heading toward Howlywood. Set up a roadblock!
Cops 2 & 3: *block road with cars*
Con: *deploys machine guns*
Whataspy: What was that?
Con: Something surprising *shoots cars out of the way*...

It was very hot in Equestria, and pelangi Dash was tired. She was only 40 miles from San Franciscolt, but she saw something that made her stop. Half a mile ahead was a roadblock, formed oleh Snips & Snails.

Snails: No one is getting past.
Snips: And if any mares tampil up, we'll kill them.
Snails: I think I see pelangi Dash over there.
Snips: Really? Let me see *looks through binoculars*
Snails: You're looking through them the wrong way.
Snips: I am? Well she just left anyway so I'm not sure what to so now.

Rainbow Dash was flying past the barricade without Snips atau Snails noticing. Then she...