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posted by Canada24
WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. anda have to get to L.A, and tampil everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called kastil, castle Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped oleh the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think anda were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry was smoking a cigar with the boss.

Boss: I trust anda enjoyed sleeping in the basement. I have some of the finest rooms down there.
Larry: Honestly, that just sounds creepy.
Boss: What do anda call the basement then?
Larry: The bottom floor. Seriously though, there were a lot of rooms down there.
Boss: And there are a lot of employees here that work their plots off. Now listen. I have a plan on how to help this company financially. It requires brains, intelligence. I think anda can help me.
Larry: What is it that I have to do?
Boss: Tell them that the promotion is cancelled. It isn't really....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Typical car chase in San Franciscolt is typical. Pierce, and Bob were crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Pierce: *Sees Bob behind him in the Oldsmobile*
Bob: *Passing a tanker, and a mail van*
Pierce: *A light bulb appears over him as he comes up with an idea* Where did this come from? *Takes the light bulb, and throws it at a car*
Mare: *In a Buick, freaking out as the bulb hits the front of her car. She swerves, and crashes into a truck*
Stallion: *Flips the truck over*
Bob: *Stops, inches from the truck*
Pierce: That'll take a long time to clean up. *Over the Golden Neigh Bridge*

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Twilight: (Singing Morning in Ponyville)
Wind: Can anda keep it down? I have a hangover
Twilight: But Wind, today is a perfect day

Twilight: Today is not at all perfect.
Wind: (Sarcastically) Really? I never would have guessed. I mean, I thought everyday was gumdrops, lollipops, and all around total fuckery.
Twilight: Wind, I’m serious. All of my friends cutie marks have been swapped
Wind: What’s so bad about some stupid pantat, keledai stamp
Twilight: If their swapped, then there destinies are different
Wind: Oh, so what. Destiny, schmestiny. I am sure they cinta their new lives.
(They clearly do not)
Wind: Well,...
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Twilight: anda know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I cinta anda all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He berkata he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't anda think anda had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell anda how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are anda a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* anda okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob chose to spend the night at a hotel in San Franciscolt. Pierce followed him, and without letting Bob know, he rented a room right selanjutnya to his.

Bob: *Sleeps in his bed*
Pierce: *Laying in his bed* Tomorrow, I'll ask that back stabber why he left me behind.

And in Stockton, Tom and the mare did the same thing to Karl.

Tom: Okay, he doesn't know we're here. Let's surprise him at breakfast.
Mare: Surprise him?
Tom: Tie him up and prevent him from leaving this hotel.
Mare: I don't think that'll work well.
Tom: anda got any better ideas on keeping him here? We gotta stay in front.
Mare: *Shakes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seattle, the destination of four stallions that want to get a promotion. Larry goes into his company's headquarters to speak with the big stallion. The boss.

Larry: *Enters the boss' office*
Boss: Ah, Larry Wilcox. Tell me how everyone is doing.
Larry: Well, since I didn't tell anyone to follow those four ponies with cameras to film them, I don't know.
Boss: Ah never mind. We're starring in a movie that won't be produced until 55 years later. Let's take a look at how everyone's doing via montage.
Bob: *Driving an Oldsmobile*
Boss: Bob Newhart has stolen a really nice convertible with help from...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his meja from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl ended up stealing another car, because the one he previously drove was damaged. Now there were two ponies in a brand new black Thunderbird following him.

Pony 1: Is that him?
Pony 2: Yeah, it's him. Stay behind him. See what he does.

Meanwhile at the burger joint, Pierce and Bob were sitting inside. They ordered a hamburger, and a cokelat milkshake. While they were waiting for their lunch, this song was playing (start it at 6:02):

Pierce: Hope anda have enough to pay for this.
Bob: Why me?
Pierce: It was your idea to stop here. The others are...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked oleh me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no lebih than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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real kutipan oleh me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way atau anouther"

"Chainsaws, salve everything"

"Ted Bundy, bitch!"

"I'm no lebih than what anda expect from Irish French Canadians"

"Life is crazy. Nothing lebih to say"

"Ever feel so damn miserable anda just want to take everything anda own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"

"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"

"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"

"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Pixley, Tom was still with the mare.

Mare: Are there other ponies trying to get that promotion like you?
Tom: Yes, but I'm in front of them all. We have just over 100 hours to get into Seattle, and I'm going to make it before anypony else does.
Karl: *Driving his car when he sees a black Cadilliac* Could it be? That might be Tom. I better floor it before he catches up. *Floors it*
Mare: *Sees Karl going faster* What's with that guy?
Tom: How should I know? I never saw that pony.
Mare: Let's find out. Speed up.
Tom: *Goes faster*
Karl: *Sees Tom catching up* Oh dear.
Tom: Getting closer....
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posted by vassilpslover
"I wonder what twi's doing?" Asked pelangi dash. " yeah haven't seen her so freaked out when she seen, well our new twilight" berkata sunset shimmer. " I feel like I have replaced her..." berkata twilight. "took a long time to explain who our new two was!" Replied applejack. When the bel, bell rang... Twilight walked over to her new friends.

"Hey girls! Tomorrow I gonna go visit my old school, if that's OK with anda girls." " um really, this soon?" Answered rarity. applejack nuged rarity. ouch! " what was that for?!" She Replied. "Of course we understand!" applejack berkata while putting a hand on twilights...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was driving his car through Bakersfield. He was annoyed with the traffic.

Tom: I should have taken an airplane instead of driving around like a fool. I would have beaten everypony to Seattle. *Sees a mare* Oh hello. *Stops the car* Where are anda heading?
Mare: Seattle.
Tom: That's where I'm heading.
Mare: Will anda give me a ride?
Tom: Sure. Hop in.
Mare: *Gets in the car*
Tom: *Drives* You're sexy.
Mare: Thanks. I want to-

Okay, anda don't wanna know what she's going to say, so we're going to pindah onto Pierce, and Bob. They went to where they parked their cars, but they were gone.

Pierce: *Looks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The police station in Santa Barbara was where Pierce, and Bob were.

Police Pony: Okay, anda were seen hanging out with ponies in the Scarza Mafia.
Pierce: That was an accident. We went to see a lighthouse, and these two ponies came at us, and asked us questions. They found out we didn't know anything, so we left.
Police Pony: We don't believe you. anda better sing to us.
Bob: Sing?
Police Pony: Yes. Sing.
Bob: Okay. We'll sing.
Pierce: *Playing an accordion he got out of nowhere*
Bob: *Singing* I was a stallion, travelling from L.A. My destination was Seattle.
Pierce: *Also singing* Yes Seattle....
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This story may contain dark content, and swearing..


Our story begins when the young mare pelangi Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the berwarna merah muda, merah muda mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! anda made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...
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 Mare bukit, hill Asylum
Mare Hill Asylum
,"so do anda wanna go?" pelangi Dash asked. Fluttershy gave a confused look ,"where?" Dash facehoof'd at her friends pertanyaan ,"to the asylum..." ,"oh um sure" and with that the two trotted their way out of ponyville and towards Mare bukit, hill where the asylum was. ,"what was up with anda earlier?" RD questioned her shy friend and Flutters took in a deep breath ,"I knew somepony who got sent to it..." Rainbow's eye widened ,"are they still alive?" she asked interested in the moment. ,"yes, i won't say where they are now though" Dash just shrugged not caring much about that part. a few menit and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Bob were in Santa Barbara. They have been driving selanjutnya to each other for a long time. Now they had their windows open so they could talk to each other.

Pierce: *Checks his gas tank. It's nearly empty* I'm not stopping until anda do.
Bob: Lucky for you, I'm low on gas.
Pierce: So am I. *Sees a gas station ahead of them* We'll pull in there, and get some gas.
Bob: Okay.

The both of them got their cars at the gas station, and stopped to refuel.

Gas Station Pony: *Arrives* What can I do for anda two?
Pierce: Full tank.
Bob: Same here.
Gas Station Pony: *Puts hoses into their tanks, and...
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