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THE selanjutnya MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a lebih mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, anda were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little red pony smiled with joy in his eyes!

Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out! My future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the context of this scene.. It's bad!

Trixie: ... Future wife.

Saten: Yeah, I see anda being m-

Rabbity: That's a hot girl Saten.

Saten (annoyed): Just get out!

Squirrely: But anda two aren't gonna believe what happened. It's the most magical natal gift ever!

Trixie (also annoyed): I agree, just get out.

Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!

Saten (annoyed): We don't care!

Mousey: I deduce the ponies don't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.

Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin love-birds. Her conception was immaculate.

Foxy: She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.

Trixie (sighs): Not this crap.

Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on natal Day.

Mousey: So soon!

Skunky: How delightful!

Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!

Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own! [they all cheer]

Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.

Saten: (annoyed facepalm)

Critters: Awwww.

Beary: But we got to have a manger.

Rabbity: Can anda do it, guys. Can anda build us a manger? Huh?

Critters: (Cheers)

Narrator: "Of course we will build anda a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!

Trixie (does none of that): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.

Saten: They won't, but screw it, we're up now. May as well do something.




Saten and Trixie is such a cute couple.. Even in a South Park retelling..
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - So how should we go for it?
Jimmy - BlackNET was full of rats... But never ever someone sold whole site.
Lenny - That is true...
Damien - Whoever is it I gonna smoke his flank.
Jake - Chill... Alright... Guys... It's not about BlackNET... I don't care what happened to those guys, what worries me is that someone is mainly having us under objective.
Joel - How do anda think. Who is it.
Damien - Obviously somepony who knows us for long.
??? - Daddy! *runs up to Joel*
Joel - Whoa hey there buddy...
Snowdive - I knew it... I just...
Joel - Calm down.
Jimmy - Nice waify lad.
Snowdive - Not for long.
Joel...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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News - Biggest so far revolution begun in middle of Equestria. The revolt happens because of Leaked information's about hazardous effects of cores. Ponies do not want to use any of them now. They want skin of Doctor Jake that continues reschearch on "life saving project".
Jake - *on TV* I want everyone to calm down as Noone knew about them untill now. I will continue legacy of Doctor Dan and Doctor Steven and make something that will bring your sick closest!

Pony #1 - Bullshit! Death to those rats
Pony #2 - Kill those traitors!
Pony #3 - Yeah we will end dead before he will do it!
Snowflake -...
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Principal - anda did what?!
Dan - It's horrible... But true...
Principal - This kid is a ticking bomb...
Dan - Once he use this power after 1 jam he will simply die.
Principal - This thing killed your brother and anda still test it!
Dan - No... It's only thing that can kill me...
Principal - anda don't mean...
Dan - I'm losing it *looks out of window* my mind is getting lebih corryoet lebih I test myself, I'm slowly breaking. I want to did with him. Pathetic right... I'm scared of dying alone so I take my creation with myself. I'm an egoist...
Principal - ...



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Racing arena
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Announcer - And Void won the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
selanjutnya day, Frank, and Reggie were at the body toko on Green Drive selanjutnya to Shadow Lake.

Frank: *Observing the body toko pony working on his car* How much longer will this take?
Body toko Pony: Just a couple lebih seconds. *Finishes* Okay, anda promised me twelve grand in cash.
Frank: *Gives the body toko pony his money*
Body toko Pony: anda two enjoy yourselves.
Frank: We will.
Reggie: New tires, a beefed up engine, of course we'll enjoy ourselves.
Frank: *Gets in the driver's seat, and drives out of the body shop. He drifts to the right as he goes faster*

Julia was south of Frank's location with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military pony 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military pony 2: *Getting out*
Military pony 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help anda two?
Military pony 1: I assume anda heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military pony 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everyone in Hungry's pirate crew got to the green, and yellow shack where a pony was selling maps.

Map Pony: Yes?
Hungry: We want a pirate map.
Map Pony: And why do anda want one of those?
Hungry: Because we're pirates. We're looking for buried treasure.
Map Pony: A stupid pony like anda shouldn't be going on a pirate journey.
Hungry: I'm not stupid.
Rainbow Dash: Look, we need this map to find treasure. Now hurry up, and give it to us.
Map Pony: And what if I don't want to?
Rainbow Dash: Max?
Max: *Gives pelangi Dash his sword*
Rainbow Dash: *Points sword at the map pony*
Map Pony: Uh, okay. Take...
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posted by Canada24
The captured Changeling was thrown against the ground.

the other girls, including Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom, looked on in confusion. Clearly they didn't hear about what happened a few hours ago.

"W What is this?" Rarity asked in confusion.

"He and his ugly buddies, mencuri Scootaloo!" Dash cried, angrily growling at the changeling.

"What!? Why would they take our Scootaloo!?" AppleBloom cried.

Sweetie Belle on the hand knew what the reason was, and felt guitly about being partly the blame.

"Sweetie Belle. anda know anything about this?" AppleJack asked, seeing the little fillies face.

"I, I'm not...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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