Everypony at Celestia's kastil, castle was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting meriam ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
pelangi Dash: At least anda got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it anda three berkata anda were going to do to win this war?
pelangi Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're tunggu the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: api the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot oleh cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
pelangi Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: anda three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes anda are Miss. I cinta mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed oleh arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield anda careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting lebih casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll tampil the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
pelangi Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
pelangi Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
applejack & Rarity: *Following pelangi Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at pelangi Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
pelangi Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
pelangi Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
pelangi Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told anda it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* anda ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that jeruk, orange pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
pelangi Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did anda miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked oleh Gilda*
pelangi Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are anda going to do about it?
pelangi Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
pelangi Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting meriam ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
pelangi Dash: At least anda got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it anda three berkata anda were going to do to win this war?
pelangi Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're tunggu the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: api the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot oleh cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
pelangi Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: anda three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes anda are Miss. I cinta mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed oleh arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield anda careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting lebih casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll tampil the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
pelangi Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
pelangi Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
applejack & Rarity: *Following pelangi Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at pelangi Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
pelangi Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
pelangi Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
pelangi Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told anda it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* anda ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that jeruk, orange pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
pelangi Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did anda miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked oleh Gilda*
pelangi Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are anda going to do about it?
pelangi Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
pelangi Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.