my little pony friendship is magic Article: Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 7

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony at Celestia's kastil, castle was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting meriam ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
pelangi Dash: At least anda got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it anda three berkata anda were going to do to win this war?
pelangi Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're tunggu the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: api the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*

Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot oleh cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.

Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
pelangi Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: anda three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes anda are Miss. I cinta mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.

So the three ponies went to get what they needed.

Griffon 4: *Gets killed oleh arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield anda careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting lebih casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.

Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.

Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll tampil the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.

Back at the battle.

pelangi Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
pelangi Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
applejack & Rarity: *Following pelangi Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at pelangi Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
pelangi Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
pelangi Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
pelangi Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told anda it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* anda ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that jeruk, orange pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
pelangi Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did anda miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked oleh Gilda*
pelangi Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are anda going to do about it?
pelangi Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
pelangi Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Wonderbolt tampil Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B oleh the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go lebih into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are anda talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll pindah his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit anda could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 81 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen menit away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, anda may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...

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Spike It Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, anda need to improve your performance. Especially anda Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. anda maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. anda don't pass the ball to your teammates, anda caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....

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Project Nexus ACT 1 Part 1 "Introduction"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if anda dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like menulis some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered oleh wastelands. Only some brave ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...

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Flash Sentry Rant Part 2!

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lebih swearing than last time (And it'll be lebih intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls coklat kekuningan over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

pelangi Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* hey look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...

Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The mirror

Location: The pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in tempat tidur with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they berkata they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a meja tulis, meja in a small building at a harbor* What makes anda think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed oleh a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Princess Cadance)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in cinta with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Trixie)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did anda know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Spike)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits selanjutnya to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Applejack)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 5: labah-labah, laba-laba Man

Me: *Reading Amazing fantasi #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe labah-labah, laba-laba Man?

Applejack: labah-labah, laba-laba Man?

Me: labah-labah, laba-laba Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained labah-labah, laba-laba senses and super strength when he was bitten oleh a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our tampil where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, atau played as characters in skits. For instance, pelangi Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first hari of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing selanjutnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands selanjutnya to...

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On The Block Episode 13 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hey everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....

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The Storm Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her toko after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...

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The Storm Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe berkata that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were selanjutnya to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that anda did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need anda to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once anda return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 80 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 78 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what anda did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did anda do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know anda didn't, but anda need to be lebih careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of lebih repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...