So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect hari to post the artikel I've been thinking about. Here I go.
I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee atau Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to tampil this.
I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope I spelled that right). She throws an elaborate party to celebrate getting her cutie mark, when three blank flanks steal all the glory. She had been looking meneruskan, ke depan to this, and it was ruined for her.
Okay, on to actual birthdays. I'll start with Spike. It starts off pretty good. He gets a ciuman from Rarity and a bunch of presents. Then his dragon side takes over and he becomes a giant greedy monster, almost destroying Ponyville. Sure, he learns a valuable lesson, but he nearly destroys a town. If it had gone any farther, he may have even killed Rarity.
Next, Twilight Sparkle. Sure, it had a happy ending, and SHE didn't realize the full extent of what happened, but Rarity forgot about Twilight's birthday, lied so that she wouldn't have to go to it, and never finished the dress she promised her. Twilight may have liked the dress, but let's be honest. IT WAS AWFUL. Plus, while dancing in it, she embaressed her self in front of the upper class of Canterlot.
On to the most obvious, Pinkie Pie. No one came to her party (I know it was because they were throwing a party for her, but beruang with me), Spike told her that her friends hated her parties and didn't want to be her friends anymore, and she had a friggin' mental breakdown! She was talking to piles of rocks and bags of flour, serving them cake and talking for them. She did the eyes pointing in opposite directions, which, although a screencap of that was some of my first exposure to ponies, was still extremely creepy for a kids show.
I hope anda all can now see why pony birthdays suck, and I hope anda all enjoyed membaca this.
P.S. Dear Tawnyjay, AquoMoon wanted me to wish anda a happy birthday since he didn't get to while anda were online...
I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee atau Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to tampil this.
I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope I spelled that right). She throws an elaborate party to celebrate getting her cutie mark, when three blank flanks steal all the glory. She had been looking meneruskan, ke depan to this, and it was ruined for her.
Okay, on to actual birthdays. I'll start with Spike. It starts off pretty good. He gets a ciuman from Rarity and a bunch of presents. Then his dragon side takes over and he becomes a giant greedy monster, almost destroying Ponyville. Sure, he learns a valuable lesson, but he nearly destroys a town. If it had gone any farther, he may have even killed Rarity.
Next, Twilight Sparkle. Sure, it had a happy ending, and SHE didn't realize the full extent of what happened, but Rarity forgot about Twilight's birthday, lied so that she wouldn't have to go to it, and never finished the dress she promised her. Twilight may have liked the dress, but let's be honest. IT WAS AWFUL. Plus, while dancing in it, she embaressed her self in front of the upper class of Canterlot.
On to the most obvious, Pinkie Pie. No one came to her party (I know it was because they were throwing a party for her, but beruang with me), Spike told her that her friends hated her parties and didn't want to be her friends anymore, and she had a friggin' mental breakdown! She was talking to piles of rocks and bags of flour, serving them cake and talking for them. She did the eyes pointing in opposite directions, which, although a screencap of that was some of my first exposure to ponies, was still extremely creepy for a kids show.
I hope anda all can now see why pony birthdays suck, and I hope anda all enjoyed membaca this.
P.S. Dear Tawnyjay, AquoMoon wanted me to wish anda a happy birthday since he didn't get to while anda were online...
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:
"I cinta to drink me some bir and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I cinta my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock atau rap?
I just hate country music, and if anda like it, don't send me hate.
"I cinta to drink me some bir and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I cinta my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock atau rap?
I just hate country music, and if anda like it, don't send me hate.
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof oleh behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten berkata nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave anda alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad anda to know anda actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten berkata a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. anda wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten berkata excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten berkata nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave anda alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad anda to know anda actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten berkata a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. anda wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten berkata excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..