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posted by Purplesim123
 SIR Unit Okami (OLD VERSE)
SIR Unit Okami (OLD VERSE)
Chapter two- A Flaw in the Plan

POV Sid

    A moment of silence and Sid snickered, despite herself. Her head tilted to the effect of being back-handed.

“Why does the human laugh in the face of ZIM?!” a red mark formed on her left cheek. A sinister leer shot from beneath her bangs, staring straight through him.

“You really think anda can overpower me?”

“Huh?” Zim taken back. He noticed the change in demeanor and her tone of voice seemed to shift in the slightest way only his antennas can pick up.

“Just who the hell do anda think anda are, squirt? Bossing me around...
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posted by SPKR689
(A/N: This is one of my first narrative poem, first thing I actually wanted to write. I turned this in at skool and got an A- if that does anything. I really hope anda like it, it is in gir pov. I also hope it doesn't sound like anything else that someone has written, I would feel sooo bad. Hope anda like it)

It is lonely in this house
Or base if anda want to call it like my Master did
I remember when we first came to earth
We set it up and he started his mission
He told me about it and I think I may understand what he talked about now
Something about proving himself to his leaders
I have to say I was...
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posted by Irkans
“You fell in cinta with ZIM didn’t you?”
“I did, but how did anda know?”
“Red and Purple always talked about how anda would end up dumping him one day.” “Oh and after the war anda announced how anda loved ZIM on public television.”
“Makes sense I guess. So when I announced it every Irkan heard me?”
She nodded her head and well I was kind of embarrassed.
“You and ZIM seem happy.”
“Yah, we are.”
“Make it last because before anda know it he’ll betray anda and won’t even apologize, and when anda try to be a good girlfriend they treat anda like dirt and stab anda in the back...
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posted by thetacoman
So, berkata Dib as he walked into the living room. Whatcha watching. Dib had just come back from work on the Irken Snack Vault, he and his new friends rigged a bomb to go off when the thing was full, but it had taken him a long time, and he had just got done with Gaz's work when the end bel, bell rang. The Invader Zim Show. answered Gaz. Its the only thing on, and Jhonen Vasquez is pretty funny. Plus, they make fun of anda a lot. I like that. GAZ! whined Dib. anda KNOW it is full of Zimmy lies! Be quiet, Dib! threatened Gaz. I know about your plan! If anda stop me from watching this tampil any more, I will...
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posted by zgfangrl
red: lats start the great assigning!
purple: up first invader vel youll be assigned to revel halaman awal of th universes best nachos
vel: *smiles runs oleh claire and waves at her happy with her assignment*
20 menit LATER...
purple: *a slight glint in his eye* and finally invader claire!
red: *also a glint in his eye* anda will be assigned to bolderia halaman awal of the rock people
claire: *grabs the assignment and runs off*
vel: homw of the rock people that sounds bad
claire: to you. anda got the best nachos
vel: but im taller than you!
mark: hey guys whats up?
claire: hey mark what did anda get
mark: templey halaman awal of...
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suddenly my cell phone rang and Ravena disappeared. "hello?" i answered it. "hey Cynder, anda wanna come to the sepatu luncur, skate park after Skool with Sasha and me?" i heard Zim ask me. i was surprised he had a phone! i considered it, but...

"sorry, Zim, i've got plans. maybe some other time?" i answered back. "sure." he cheered, and i could hear a bit of disappointment in his voice.

RING! RING! lunch time.

i sat selanjutnya to Yugi in his little group. well, in between Yugi and Joy. "hey Yugi, wanna come to my house after Skool?" i invited when i had finished my Mac and Cheese. "sure!" he cheered. Joy giggled, and Joey jumped in. "so, what was your name again?" he asked me. "Cynder." i answered him confidently.

i just can't finish this with my jantung being crushed like this.
posted by misanthrope86
SO...

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense atau is offensive. But here goes...

1) anda are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring anda to like ZaDr, atau to visit the ZaDr club, atau to look at and komentar on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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Zim:(Try) to give him advice/ tell him his disguise is lame.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and ciuman him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
posted by gryffindorgal
"BE QUIET!" My almightly tallest in red shouted. Instantly the crowd fell silent. They began giving out planets for some of my friends to conquer. I smiled as my name was read. "Invader Faye!" I hurried up to the front.
As I climbed on to the stage, the tallest handed me a S.I.R. unit. My tallest in purple shrugged and said, "Go help Zim. I'm sure he'll need it. But don't let him know." My jaw hit the floor, and laughter filled the large arena. I ran strait out clutching my S.I.R. tightly. How could my tallest betray me like that? I had to help that hethan Zim?
I flew into space, reluctantly trying to follow his ship. My S.I.R. unit offered me some snacks, but for the first time in my life, I refused. We flew for days. Finally, I saw Zim land on a planet. He made a human fortress, and I made one down the jalan, street from him. Looks like I'm in this for the long haul.
posted by SweetSponge
*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt anda luved ........me*a tear rolls down his cheek*
Dana: I HATE MY LIFE!
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as gir walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to cupcake *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
(meanwhile)
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a pisau in the air."You embarrassed me.now that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" cupcake asked. she...
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Chapter Four, The House make over.

I decided, I'm going to help Jen fix her house. It's not good for her too live in that run down place. I made a machine that will help fix up her house. I better get gir so we can get started on her house. "Gir! Come on we're going over to Jen's house!" "Awww, but I'm watching the Angery Monkey show" I look at the Tv "That stupied monkey, anda can watch the tampil later come on!" I grab his hand and pull him out the door, him kick and screaming "Gir!! Ok, If anda come with me I'll take anda to Krazy Taco!!" He stops screaming and starts pulling me down the street...
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posted by icefirechrissy
Chris had the same nightmare for 2 straight weeks now. She dement that a nice, beautiful girl killed herself. Chris wasn't exactly sure why though.

At skool she barley paid attention to what was going on around her. What she did notice was a green-skinned boy was ciuman his girlfriend. Chris looked off, hating romance. The boy left to go to class. His girlfriend walked right into chris.

Girl and Chris: Owch!

Girl: *gasp* I am so sorry! Are anda hurt!?

Chris: *groans* Im fine...

Chris lifted her head up, saw the girl. She looked just like the one in her dream. This made Chris freeze in surprise....
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Zim was walking down the road. Gaz saw him, and caught up with him. "Hey stupid Zim." Gaz greeted, while she punched Zim on the arm. He rubbed his arm. "What was that for?" Zim asked, glaring at Gaz. "Because Zim. I have fallen in cinta with you." Gaz said, looking at him. Zim looked confused. "Love? anda wish to be my Love-Pig?" Zim asked, looking even lebih confused. "Yes. I will be your cinta pig and I'll end your life the moment anda say yes. So anda better say yes. atau I'll kill you." Gaz said, glaring back at him. "Hmmmmmmmmm.... Ok" Zim said,looking smug. "OK." Gaz said, h;ehtnjezrguoegnergnoeroghnergnoeroghnrtoghndiogn i know this sucked. Its because I HATE ZaGr!!!!! SO DO ZIM AND GAZ!!!!! (well they do in my world anyways)
Hawthorn:*screaming in a sad angry way*WHY DOES EVRY1 HATE ME?!WWWWWHHHHYYYY?!*jumps ot window and runs off*

Delilah:AWWWW,COME ON!SHE WUZ THE CLOSEST THING 2 NORMAL IN MY FAMILY,AND U GUYS MESSED HER UP!SHE COULD'VE SLIGHTLY NORMAL WEN SHE GREW UP!BUT U BROKE HER!THANKS ALOT!

Cynder: well THAT was unexpected.

Yami: Cynder, the nurse just told me anda can go back home! come on! *helps her up*

Cynder: *limping along the way* man, this is OW great! i can finally OW go home! i don
t think OW I've ever felt this OW damn OW happy!

Yami: we've still got to get something to finish up though.

Cynder: *nods* Sasha! Zim!

Sasha and Zim: *turn around* WHAT?

Cynder: why do anda guys think i hate you? i have to know. i want to set things right.

(sweetsponge, it's YOUR turn to wright one of the parts! NOW!)
posted by lillymango1
 bel, bell and gir
bell and gir
while zim was at school gir was outs sideplaying " muffins " he cheerd then awhite light shot from the sky " look its a stick " he lookedat it the the light came down itwasa girl with white hair " hello there cutie whats your name " she berkata " gir !!! " he boomedas he ran in circles " your mine now my little girly " she berkata picking him up " my names bel, bell " shesaid " bel, bell bellyou smell like a shell " as acted a bit funny she flew overto zims school the bel, bell ranzim came out and saw gir in the handsof bel, bell " anda there let go of gir !!!" hesaid to her " no, girlys mine now " she glared " yay im loved oleh starger " as he waved his arms "girly ???" zim iched his head " his names gir " zim screamed a menit later dibcameout he saw zim and his pahetic dog aka robot aka gir and saw the unusal girl he ignored them bel, bell flew offtrying to get away fromzim " did anda knowwho that was girly " sheasked gir ???
 bel, bell , gir andzim
bell , gir andzim
posted by InvaderNeek01
Although they only interact for a single episode, Dib does treat Tak differently than the rest of the Skoolchildren, and even differently from other Irkens when he discovers what she really is.Making her first and only physical appearance in Tak: The Hideous New Girl, Tak quickly befriends Dib, whom she sits behind in class. However, it becomes apparent that Tak only wants to find out lebih about Zim, who she came to Earth to hunt down. It can be supposed that Tak confronted him only because she noticed that he knew the most about Zim. Dib notes that no one else had ever taken an interest in...
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posted by misanthrope86
Here is a collection of Invader Zim kutipan especially for you, anda pitiful humans!



Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!


Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...


Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?


[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
Zim: There! That should be wide enough.
Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!


Dib: anda can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. anda have to breath sometime....
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posted by SweetSponge
Sasha: ...Zim, i hve to tell u something
Zim: yes what is it? *takes her hands*
Sasha: *sighs and takes away her hands*...I-*sigh*
Zim: go on go on
Sasha: Im not evil any more
Zim: ...what do anda mean?
Sasha: I mean, im not dark and scary and evil anymore and ive diberikan up my demonic powers!! im tired of ppl fearing and hating me and ive just been so mean to ppl and im good now i just want to be friends with everyone and stop fighting with my friends!!
Zim: i see,....
Sasha: r u getting this ZIm?! no lebih torturing ppl atau hurting them atau killing them!!! ive turned to the light...
Zim: wha- u just changed...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Well, i had a dream last night. Dib, that big headed kid, was chasing Zim everywhere!luckily, he got away oleh riding gir when in his doggy costume.i woke up. "I've only got a little time before Skool!"
i realized. i ran to Skool and got there just in time for first hour. "class,"ms. pahit said" today we will be learning about the end, your doom. doom doom doom doom doom doom doom..."she continued the word DOOM.while she did, the humans played around with each other. i just talked to Zim about the dream."Dib? chasing me?" he asked."uh huh." i answered."that DID happen. was he carrying hand...
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