Before I start i have to give thanks to dibluver25 who roleplayed this whole thing with me

Just like one ordenary hari zim trying to take over the world but luckfuley Dib saves it but still fails in his own specail way

Zim: *accidently makes his base explode*
Gaz: *plays game slave* eh
Professor Membrane: *creates a cure for some unknown disease
Mrs.Bitters: I hate anda all
Dib: *goes hunting for bigfoot*
Gir: *says some acak thing that becomes a populer wuote to all IZ fanz*
Zim: gir STAY FOCUSSED *for some reason XD*
Dib: Oh Mysterious Mysteries is on
Gaz: Dib did anda drink the eat the last twinkey!!...

DIB'S POV
I was pretty sure that the new kid in Mrs. Cliope's class was an alien. But I'm a genius. I knew that if I went after Stickly instead of Zim, Zim would think he would be off the hook. Well, I won't stop for anything until Zim is proven an alien.

JUKAI'S POV
Either the crazy Dib kid was right, Stickly is an alien, atau Stickly was spray-painted. I believe in Martians. Nothing else. Just Martians. So maybe that kid was a Marian. There was no way to know for sure.

GAZ'S POV
anda know, I thought my life was at it's for annoying. But Dib came halaman awal saying there was another alien in...

Authors Note: This is a little complicated to understand, so read carefully. Also, im taking facts from sebelumnya episodes and the never before seen episodes to write this with a little of my own thoughts put in. Enjoy! ( P.S. the woman at the beginning of this chapter is unnamed until a later chapter.)

" Subject Found", berkata the irken military locater device. On the screen, a pcture popped up a small, green irken teenager. Above the picture, a name popped up. It read,"Zim." "Location,Earth." The womans' jaw dropped open. The women wore a long black trench mantel with a black cami and black jeans...

A week later in the cafeteria, at lunchtime I sat oleh Dib. Dib and Zim were glaring at each other again.
    “Ugh, he bugs me like crazy! Can’t he just go back to his own stupid alien scum halaman awal of a planet!?” Dib commented.
    Zim threw his uneaten lunch away as he stood up with anger in his eyes.
    “Uh, oh, this can’t be good,” I said. “This cannot be good at all.”
    Zim walked to our table. Dib left his lunch on the meja and stood up to face him.
    “Dib! I’m tired of...

'Hey everybody, I brought tacos!' Jade walked into the room. 'Uh oh...' Kat thought still blushing.
Zim kept quiet but he looked furious.
Jade saw Kat blush at Zim. She stopped dead and dropped the plate. The tacos fell on the floor and gir dived into the pile stuffing his mouth full.
Jade grew angry but breathed slowly and controlled herself. 'Too. Dles.' she berkata trying to smile and walked out of the room.
'I need to stop Kat.' she mumbled. Jade didn't cinta Zim but for some reason she was jealous. Maybe she was wrong?
'Ah. I have a plan. Valentine's hari is tomorrow... I'm wasting time.' and...

Gaz:Ahh Sigh.Dib: *Stares At Gaz*Ok..Gaz:AHHH SIGH!! Dib: *Drops Book*Wht Is It Now Gaz!?!?! Gaz:I Want U To Buy Me The Game Slave 3!!! Dib:WHT?!?!?? Are U Crazy Gaz:Ur Gana Make Me Cry *Makes anak anjing, anjing Face FakelY* Dib:Gehh *Covers Face*Fine Gaz:WooHoo
Proffesor Mambrane:If Ur Gana Buy Her A Game Slave Then Gaz Is Gana Have To Go Too To The Store With U
Gaz:Ok
Dib:Fine
*At The Store*
Zim:GIR!!I berkata No Tacos
Gir: *Makes anak anjing, anjing Face*Plzzz
Dib:Huh?Wht Is Zim doing Here At The Store?
Gaz:IDK Just Buy Me The Damn GameSlave
Dib:Fine *Stares At Zim And Looks Away*
Zim:Huh? *Stares At Dib*Its Dib !!! DIB!!!...

relationship between Gaz and Zim in the tampil could be accurately described as unfriendly and aloof. Acquaintances at best, neither character has ever expressed anything close to affection for atau even a friendly demeanour towards the other. In fact, Gaz has hardly spoken lebih than a few lines to Zim, and clearly considers him a vague nuisance rather than an actual threat to Earth.
Their contact throughout the series is very limited. Not unlike Dib's disregard for GIR, Zim often brushes his mortal enemy's little sister off when dealing with the pair of them. It is hinted in Future Dib that he...

They always ask me Sasha Green what is your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
I do have a really annoying little sis,
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my fingers to phone halaman awal
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer luar angkasa
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer luar angkasa
Ou ou ou outer luar angkasa
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer luar angkasa
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with...

I woke up with my wig sticking to my head because of the moister from yesterdays tears.the radio was playing "Gone Forever" oleh three days grace."So I'll stay up all night,with these bloodshot eyes while these walls surround me with the story of our life..."i sang along but trailed off. what was i to do now that i knew that i had killed my perfect enemy? my arch enemy? i curled up on the bed, thinking. i listened to the song and wished I could be glad he was gone forever. but i could only find one reason to be happy: he couldn't expose us."and now your gone forever..." sang cupcake from downstairs.I...

"Kat! What is the meaning of this!?" Zim yelled. "You should be proud of me!" Kat said.
"But now we're going to have these miniature Kat's running everywhere!"
"Face it, Zim! I'm growing up! I'm a mother now! Inside these eggs, are fourteen tiny, helpless, lives depending on me!"

Zim decided to let her keep her eggs. One hari they hatched. She only had nine babies, though. Five eggs didn't hatch. She threw them out the window. The names were Crystal, Darkness, Shadow, Star, Xavier, Chi, Kiko, Sparky, and there was one oddball. He was purple, and his name was Horatio. Horatio had his mother's...

I was sitting on the sofa at my parents house back on irk. I was thinking about the time I spent on earth. My parents were out at a meeting. For some reason, a name popped up in my head. Zim. Zim? Why should I remember him. He was a jerk. But here i am now. 2 years later. 2 years older. And I'm sat on my bedside cabinet waiting for Zim to return home. I cinta him. gir and mimi are out children robots- we treat them like kids-they are very spoilt indeed. Well here is our story about our relationship.

I'm a irken invader, as is zim. We worked together, not that we enjoyed it- but we had no choice....

You're laying on your bed, thinking about how fun it was at the party. Suddenly, your phone goes off. anda look at it, and it says
that your BF's calling. anda answer it and he breaks up with you. anda hang up and hapus his number. Sure your mad, but not sad.
"Honey! Some one's here to see you! He says he knows anda from skool!" Your mom calls up to you. anda roll your eyes,and wonder
who came to see you. Then, a green skinned boy with no ears came into your room. It was Zim. The alien anda had a crush on
since anda moved into town. "Why do anda look mad?" he said, looking at you. "My BF just broke up...

Kay arrived at Skool. The moment Zim layed eyes on her, he fell in cinta with her. Kay only wanted to make Blink jealous and leave Earth. Zim had started ignoring Blink and not even remembering her name sometimes. Blink wasn't easy to break. Until today.
Zim and Kay walked pass Blink and Kay giggled and told Zim how much she loved him. ''Can anda believe how gross this is Blink?'' Dib said, sitting down oleh her. ''Dib, I'm leaving. And I'm never coming back. You've been a great friend.'' she said, hugging him. Dib felt his jantung drop, and sighed. ''I understand.'' he said,walking away. ''You're...

Dib:Good Morning Dad
Proffesor MamBrane:GoodMorning Son :)
Gaz:Uhh Hii Dib
Dib:*Sings* This Is The LIFE!!...*Stops Singing*Uhh My Throat Hurts!!
Gaz:Haha The Way U Sang!
Dib:Its Not Funny!
Proffesor Mambrane:Wow Dib Son U Cant Sing?!
Dib:Idk Why?
Gaz:Haha!Maybe Ur SIck..
Dib:*Sniffs* ACHO!! Ok I'm Sick :S
Gaz:Poor U!
Dib:WhtEvr Gaz
Proffesor Mambrane:Hmm..Srry Son But Ur Gana Have To Stay Home
Dib:Ok Dad *Walks Upstairs SickLy*
Gaz::Hehe
Proffesor Mambrane:U! Go To Skool Gaz!
Gaz:Ok *Growls*
*Mean While*
Mrs.Bitters:*Growls*Grr Dib Never Got Here!
Zim:Hmm..Were Is The Dib
Zita:Hehe Look Now The Freak Is WorryIng...

This is the story about Ariels family.

Ariel = Age = 16,000
Gender = Female
Hair Color = Dark Red
Eye Color = Blue but when angry,red.
Relatives = Dad,Mother(dead).
friends = Zoey,Dib,Zim,Gaz,Killer.
Pet = Black Bunny Named Killer.

Mangus = Age = 2,000,000.
Gender = Male
Hair Color = Pitch Black
Eye Color = Dark Red
Relatives = Ariel(daughter)Anastasia(dead wife)Heidi( dead mother)

Anastasia is Ariel's dead mother. She was a sweet young lady who died because of Jasper. Jasper is a Vampire prince who wanted to marry Ariel, but her and her mum refused. So, he sent out a werewolf to kill her.

Ariels...

Zim lazily sat in the couch. Gir, eating a waffle, noticed his master was bored. "Master! Why don't anda just go to the human store? " the s.i.r unit asked, knowing Zim would think about it. gir had became smarter now, but still had craziness and stupidness inside his robot brain. "Me? Go to the human store?! Ha! I think not!" Zim objected, his attenae raising. "Maybe I should, after all, I need to learn this filthy planets' weaknesses!" Zim exlaimed, looking pleased with himself. "Gir! Get your ingenious desguise! We are heading to the human 'mall' " Zim shouted, putting his pathetic desguise...

Everything I've EVER TOLD anda about Hawthorn is a LIE.Here's the true story:


It was an odd day,I was only 1 moon(month)old,but my mother couldn't care for me anymore.She decided to seperate my sisters and I,placing us on different planets.My mother begged the tallest of Irk to look after me,they finally agreed...to send me away on my 11th birthday,my name is Malice,youngest princess of 14,on Amiria,but I no longer go oleh that name,I now go oleh Hawthorn.
{10 years later}
It's now my 10th birthday,and I've made a plan.I've selected a few irkens who MIGHT go to invade a planet.Who I'll go with,I'm...

Zoey's pov

"Danm It Ariel what in holy name did anda get yourelf into to!" I thought

I was far ahead of the boys, they still couldn't kept up with me. I sighed

What I was about to do was crazy, but Ariel was my sister I was going to let her do this oleh herself!

"Just give up!" berkata the devil

If my jantung was beating it would had stoped right then and there.

He looked just like...

"NO, it can't be!" I thought

"Gilles! So Gilles was the son of the devil!"

"Great just Great!" I yelled to myself

I pulled out my sword it was now atau never! I was pulled back my mouth was covered it was Zim.

"NO anda don't!" he whispered...

Zim's pov

I had a million qusetions to ask, but first I thought Rose need a mintue atau two before I drill her.

"What do anda want to know?"

I glazed at her

"How did you..."

"It's a witch thing"

"What'a a soulmate?"'

"A person with whom anda have an immediate connection with the moment anda meet. A connection so strong that anda are drawn to them in a way anda have never experienced before. They understand anda like no one eles they bring anda peace of mind. When your not around them it tears anda apart. anda will believe anda never loved anyone before."

"This Daimon thinks your his soulmate?"

"Yes, I have no...

Dib and Gaz's relationship is very tumultuous, as Gaz hates her brother with every fiber of her being, and will go out of her way to punish him if he wrongs her. Dib is older than Gaz, but sometimes it seems like Gaz is older mentally. On very limited occasions, Gaz does tampil some kindness to her brother.
In Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom, when their father, Professor Membrane, says that his DNA seems different than what is normal, Gaz says "I guess I'm sorry about being so mean to anda all those times" with a grunt. However, since this was part of an illusion created oleh Zim, it's unlikely that...