Hah, just had to share some of these :]

"I know everyone says they have a wonderful crew and certainly that can't be the case. We can't all be wonderful. Somebody somewhere is working with a crew of drunken thieves. But it's not me. They smell of newly mown grass." – Hugh Laurie

"I'd like to thank Robert Sean Leonard. I can't remember why."(from his acceptance speech at the 2007 Golden Globe Awards). –Hugh Laurie

"It's as if you're playing left-handed. Or like everyone else is playing with a tennis racket and you have a salmon." (on performing with an American accent). – Hugh Laurie

"That's plainly absurd....What I am - and I'm sure everyone knows this - is a profoundly unsexy person playing a sexy character." – Hugh Laurie