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I've been alone on this. But I always found Micah really entertaining.. I even returned him in DEMONS.. Due to Demons being lebih comedic, he comes as lebih "love to hate".. But still a strong villain in the orginal RDR crossover..

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#1:

"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.

"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.

"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' anda son of a bitch." Carly growled.

"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"

"You're lucky I haven't shot anda yet!" Carly snapped.

"I'd like to see anda try kid." Micah replied, unfazed oleh the threat.

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#2:

Carly: Where next?

Micah: Well, now we lay low considering we decided to shoot up the town.

Carly: Oh "we" decided that, huh?

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#3:

Micah: (knocks) Skinny.. Skinny open up!

Skinny: No Micah!

Micah: I've got a gift for you

Skinny: Don't want it.

Micah (sighs): Have it your way.. (kicks door in)

Skinny: *raises pistol* Get back!

Micah: (shoots him dead) anda always was disappointing Sknny.

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DEMONS:

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#1:

Deadpool: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Satan was Wes Craven. Or. Some guy in an ambulance. Than I think we can all know how it truly feels.. To be in a marching band.

Micah: Yeah for the movie guy!

All: Hooray!

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#2:

Dash runs over, saying the kids were kidnapped.

Seras: anda sure?

Dash: Of coarse I'm fucking sure!

Dash (reads it): Who's Micah Bell?

Carly: … What?

Dash: It says "I'm alive again.. Sort of.. And I have your kids, hawhawhawhaw" Aww, he put a picture of a bird.

Seras: Honey, I think it mea-

Dash: I know what it's suppose to mean, but it's still cute.

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#3:

Freddy: anda guys wanna go stay somewhere while we wait.

Micah: Is it Elms Street?

Freddy (long pause): ... No.

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#4:

Micah: We did it Blastic! [checks the area] We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the- [shocked] SWEET JESUS, WHAT'S THAT?!

Ogdan's framed dollar on the dinding has a tiny dot of paint on it upon close inspection. Micag's eyes crack, break, and drip on the floor. He then falls over].

Brutaloo walks over.

Micah (eyes normal): We're dead, Blastic! Do anda know what that is?!

Brutaloo: Hmm... it's a dollar. I win!

Micah That's not just a dollar. It's Ogdan's first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT PAINT ON IT!

Brutaloo (unconcerned): I think anda are over-reacting buddy, I don't see any paint.

Micah: Okay, [takes the dollar off the wall] this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. [tries to wipe the paint off with his kemeja but it only makes the paint even lebih noticeable] There! I think I got it. [notices the paint. He becomes nervous so he wipes it lebih but the dollar becomes completely covered in paint. Micah screams]

Brutaloo: Oh, now I see it!

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#5:

Brutaloo: [angrily] This is all stupid Ogdan's fault! If he hadn't hung that damn dollar in the first place...! I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it?! anda could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! (Micah has intrigued face) anda might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would...

Brutaloo: Hurry girl, take out your wallet!

Brutaloo: I don't see where you're going with this... [takes out her wallet and pulls out a dollar] hey, a dollar!

Micah: Our butts are saved! Now all we have to... Blastic, NO! [Blastic puts her dollar in a vending machine] Blastic! No, why did anda put it... [the dollar comes out] GRAB IT BLASTIC, GRAB IT HURRY, HURRY, I ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in] Aww, Blastic, no, no! [dollar comes out again] GET IT GIRL, GET IT, GET IT! ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in again and covers the hole so the dollar won't come out again] Oh, no-ho-oh!

Brutaloo: [eats a cokelat bar as she approaches an annoyed Micah] Wanna bite?

Micah: Okay, okay, we still have time! [looks in a mirror] Don't panic, Micah, panic is the enemy. anda are strong. Through your strength, anda shall overcome!

[Ogdan is heard approaching the door while singing]

Micah's reflection: You're on your own, pal. [walks away]

Micah: [screams as he runs in circles around Blastic]

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#6:

Micah takes out the trash finds dumbster writing. Amongst them is the word "beautiful".

KKK Member: (clearly disgusted) anda ciuman your mother with that mouth!? (pulls out the trash bag)

Micah: Well she's in Heaven so I can't- *Klan member leaves* Hm.

Brutaloo: hey buddy.

Micah: hey Blastic, do anda know what this word means?

Brutaloo: Ogden? Isn't he that badass wannabe anda work for?

Micah: No not that one. *points at word* That word

Brutaloo: Beautiful... Hey, that's one of them villain enhancers.

Micah: Villain enhancers?

Brutaloo: anda use them when anda want be extra evil. anda just sprinkle it over anything anda say, and Wham-O! Your lebih evil than ever!

Micah: Oh I get it.. (aham) Hello Blastic. Beautiful hari we're having, isn't it?

Brutaloo: Why, yes it is, Micah. This beautiful hari is particularly fuckin' beautiful!

*They start saying the word "beautiful" over and over again*

Micah: Ooh you're right Bruts, my lips are tingling from the cruelity of this conversation.

Brutaloo: Oh, mine, too!

[both laugh]

Micah: It tingles when I laugh!

(The selanjutnya hari Micah enters the resturant Ogdan owns).

Micah: Howdy costumers. Beautiful hari isn't it? (the demon customers are all shocked from the word).

Michael Myers: (gasp) Did he just say!?

Pinhead (eyes narrow at Micah): Eye, he did.

Micah: hey Brute, beautiful hari today isn't it?

Brutaloo: Pretty beautiful indeed.

Old Demon: I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.

Micah: (taps intercon) Attention costumers, everyone feeling beautiful today, because today's beautiful weather makes me feel full of cinta for all things beautiful ... (a number of Demons are seen Frozen in time as Micah continues, all dumbfounded at Micah unknowingly using kind and compassionate words) ... (Ganger is walking by) It'll be a beautiful pleasure. (Ganger grows giant ear at hearing the word).

Micah: hey Ganger, beautiful hari isn't?

Jason Voorhees (family guy voice): I don't understand. That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work happily.

Demon (angrily): Let's go somewhere lebih nasty to eat!

Everyone leaves

Chucky (Brad Douiff): Those foul-mouth bottom feeders.

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#7:

Micah: So what game we fuckin' playing?

Brutaloo: Snakes and latters.

(They pull it out, Micah goes first)

Micah: (shakes dice) Come on, Marston built a stupid RANCH!

Brutaloo: Oop, anda got a snake.

Micah: FUCK!! (goes down snake)

Brutaloo: *rolls* Yes! Ladders! Fuck yeah!

Micah: Come on.. (rolls) Fuck, snakes again, shit.

Brutaloo: *celebrates obnoxiously after each roll, both swearing obsessively*

Brutaloo: This is it asshole. Get snakes again, anda lose.

Micah: *growls* FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS!! *rolls dice*

Micah: Ha! Latters!

*the die roll to snakes*

Micah: AW CRAP! (covers mouth)

Brutaloo (dramatically): Ooh. anda didn't say shiiiiit

Micah: No, I, it was an accident!
#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first fan fiction I EVER diposting (Fatherless) was diposting BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" fan fictions I read before menulis my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..


#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported oleh youtube video and character biography's..


#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...
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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the film to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..


#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in slash movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. selanjutnya to, well, many others, but still..


#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in slash movie..


#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all cinta that...
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GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
anda like gun battles, anda will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep anda interested..

#2: IT'S lebih SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it lebih interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, lebih of the killing..


#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that tampil monster. anda better get use to Rick, cause anda really DON'T want to try having any other favorit character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..


#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows anda can't miss ONE episode, atau your miss very important details..


#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...
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SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..


cupcake 3:
* The menacing laughter..


cupcake 2:
* The intro guitar..


cupcake 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..


pelangi DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..

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The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.

Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents anda Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very pahit war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to gabung the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, berkata of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do anda think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..

#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..

#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I berkata for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance oleh him..

#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.

#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..

#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..

#7: Brucie Willis:
He is berkata to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..

#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).

#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
posted by Canada24
ALMOST A bulan LATER:

Inside a prison.

"You ok, kid?"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I'm sorry about your brother" Niko said, ironically sense he secretly killed him.

"[if Derrick is dead] Ah... me and Derrick had quite a few problems, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor fucking bastard. He believed in something once, which is better than me... I guess. Ah fuck, I'll miss him. [if Francis is dead] Gerry Ah... me and Francis were never exactly close, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Fuck, I'll miss him" Gerry...
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Shortly after finishing the battle and getting back Maureen's stolen items. Niko, knowing their both lonely, and need to pindah on from Kate. Ended up asking Dash out.

"Oh.. Jee Niko.. I. I don't know... I mean.. I'm a mess!.. I'm a homeless, ill tempered, mess" Dash said, sadly.

"Oh come on.. Your a beautiful girl, who needs someone to care for you" Niko insisted.

"Well... I guess that's true.. But I try not to get close to people.. Just gets them hurt atau killed" Dash berkata sadly.

"I'm the same.. But Roman says I shouldn't let Kate's accident stop me from getting close to people.. And I've decided.....
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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posted by Canada24
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.

Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.

He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.

But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.

He calls anda a bit too much.
I get that.

But think about it.

He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..

But I would let Roman haters go.

But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.

the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".

It's not even true.

Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.

I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.

Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
#1: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song:
Most people don't even have to LIKE Led Zeppelin to recognize the famish scream moment.
It's in so much film and other things, that anda don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's lebih of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like atau even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: eropa - final countdown:...
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#5: Princess Celestia:
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..

#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..

#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her lebih relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..

#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..

#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..
Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd anda leave the toilet kursi up?
Peele: menggerutu, jalang WHY WAS anda LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do anda even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when anda REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than anda realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad atau as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. pelangi Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* hey asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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