I've been alone on this. But I always found Micah really entertaining.. I even returned him in DEMONS.. Due to Demons being lebih comedic, he comes as lebih "love to hate".. But still a strong villain in the orginal RDR crossover..
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#1:
"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.
"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.
"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' anda son of a bitch." Carly growled.
"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"
"You're lucky I haven't shot anda yet!" Carly snapped.
"I'd like to see anda try kid." Micah replied, unfazed oleh the threat.
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#2:
Carly: Where next?
Micah: Well, now we lay low considering we decided to shoot up the town.
Carly: Oh "we" decided that, huh?
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#3:
Micah: (knocks) Skinny.. Skinny open up!
Skinny: No Micah!
Micah: I've got a gift for you
Skinny: Don't want it.
Micah (sighs): Have it your way.. (kicks door in)
Skinny: *raises pistol* Get back!
Micah: (shoots him dead) anda always was disappointing Sknny.
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DEMONS:
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#1:
Deadpool: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Satan was Wes Craven. Or. Some guy in an ambulance. Than I think we can all know how it truly feels.. To be in a marching band.
Micah: Yeah for the movie guy!
All: Hooray!
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#2:
Dash runs over, saying the kids were kidnapped.
Seras: anda sure?
Dash: Of coarse I'm fucking sure!
Dash (reads it): Who's Micah Bell?
Carly: … What?
Dash: It says "I'm alive again.. Sort of.. And I have your kids, hawhawhawhaw" Aww, he put a picture of a bird.
Seras: Honey, I think it mea-
Dash: I know what it's suppose to mean, but it's still cute.
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#3:
Freddy: anda guys wanna go stay somewhere while we wait.
Micah: Is it Elms Street?
Freddy (long pause): ... No.
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#4:
Micah: We did it Blastic! [checks the area] We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the- [shocked] SWEET JESUS, WHAT'S THAT?!
Ogdan's framed dollar on the dinding has a tiny dot of paint on it upon close inspection. Micag's eyes crack, break, and drip on the floor. He then falls over].
Brutaloo walks over.
Micah (eyes normal): We're dead, Blastic! Do anda know what that is?!
Brutaloo: Hmm... it's a dollar. I win!
Micah That's not just a dollar. It's Ogdan's first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT PAINT ON IT!
Brutaloo (unconcerned): I think anda are over-reacting buddy, I don't see any paint.
Micah: Okay, [takes the dollar off the wall] this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. [tries to wipe the paint off with his kemeja but it only makes the paint even lebih noticeable] There! I think I got it. [notices the paint. He becomes nervous so he wipes it lebih but the dollar becomes completely covered in paint. Micah screams]
Brutaloo: Oh, now I see it!
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#5:
Brutaloo: [angrily] This is all stupid Ogdan's fault! If he hadn't hung that damn dollar in the first place...! I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it?! anda could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! (Micah has intrigued face) anda might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would...
Brutaloo: Hurry girl, take out your wallet!
Brutaloo: I don't see where you're going with this... [takes out her wallet and pulls out a dollar] hey, a dollar!
Micah: Our butts are saved! Now all we have to... Blastic, NO! [Blastic puts her dollar in a vending machine] Blastic! No, why did anda put it... [the dollar comes out] GRAB IT BLASTIC, GRAB IT HURRY, HURRY, I ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in] Aww, Blastic, no, no! [dollar comes out again] GET IT GIRL, GET IT, GET IT! ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in again and covers the hole so the dollar won't come out again] Oh, no-ho-oh!
Brutaloo: [eats a cokelat bar as she approaches an annoyed Micah] Wanna bite?
Micah: Okay, okay, we still have time! [looks in a mirror] Don't panic, Micah, panic is the enemy. anda are strong. Through your strength, anda shall overcome!
[Ogdan is heard approaching the door while singing]
Micah's reflection: You're on your own, pal. [walks away]
Micah: [screams as he runs in circles around Blastic]
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#6:
Micah takes out the trash finds dumbster writing. Amongst them is the word "beautiful".
KKK Member: (clearly disgusted) anda ciuman your mother with that mouth!? (pulls out the trash bag)
Micah: Well she's in Heaven so I can't- *Klan member leaves* Hm.
Brutaloo: hey buddy.
Micah: hey Blastic, do anda know what this word means?
Brutaloo: Ogden? Isn't he that badass wannabe anda work for?
Micah: No not that one. *points at word* That word
Brutaloo: Beautiful... Hey, that's one of them villain enhancers.
Micah: Villain enhancers?
Brutaloo: anda use them when anda want be extra evil. anda just sprinkle it over anything anda say, and Wham-O! Your lebih evil than ever!
Micah: Oh I get it.. (aham) Hello Blastic. Beautiful hari we're having, isn't it?
Brutaloo: Why, yes it is, Micah. This beautiful hari is particularly fuckin' beautiful!
*They start saying the word "beautiful" over and over again*
Micah: Ooh you're right Bruts, my lips are tingling from the cruelity of this conversation.
Brutaloo: Oh, mine, too!
[both laugh]
Micah: It tingles when I laugh!
(The selanjutnya hari Micah enters the resturant Ogdan owns).
Micah: Howdy costumers. Beautiful hari isn't it? (the demon customers are all shocked from the word).
Michael Myers: (gasp) Did he just say!?
Pinhead (eyes narrow at Micah): Eye, he did.
Micah: hey Brute, beautiful hari today isn't it?
Brutaloo: Pretty beautiful indeed.
Old Demon: I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.
Micah: (taps intercon) Attention costumers, everyone feeling beautiful today, because today's beautiful weather makes me feel full of cinta for all things beautiful ... (a number of Demons are seen Frozen in time as Micah continues, all dumbfounded at Micah unknowingly using kind and compassionate words) ... (Ganger is walking by) It'll be a beautiful pleasure. (Ganger grows giant ear at hearing the word).
Micah: hey Ganger, beautiful hari isn't?
Jason Voorhees (family guy voice): I don't understand. That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work happily.
Demon (angrily): Let's go somewhere lebih nasty to eat!
Everyone leaves
Chucky (Brad Douiff): Those foul-mouth bottom feeders.
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Micah: So what game we fuckin' playing?
Brutaloo: Snakes and latters.
(They pull it out, Micah goes first)
Micah: (shakes dice) Come on, Marston built a stupid RANCH!
Brutaloo: Oop, anda got a snake.
Micah: FUCK!! (goes down snake)
Brutaloo: *rolls* Yes! Ladders! Fuck yeah!
Micah: Come on.. (rolls) Fuck, snakes again, shit.
Brutaloo: *celebrates obnoxiously after each roll, both swearing obsessively*
Brutaloo: This is it asshole. Get snakes again, anda lose.
Micah: *growls* FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS!! *rolls dice*
Micah: Ha! Latters!
*the die roll to snakes*
Micah: AW CRAP! (covers mouth)
Brutaloo (dramatically): Ooh. anda didn't say shiiiiit
Micah: No, I, it was an accident!
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#1:
"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.
"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.
"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' anda son of a bitch." Carly growled.
"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"
"You're lucky I haven't shot anda yet!" Carly snapped.
"I'd like to see anda try kid." Micah replied, unfazed oleh the threat.
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#2:
Carly: Where next?
Micah: Well, now we lay low considering we decided to shoot up the town.
Carly: Oh "we" decided that, huh?
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#3:
Micah: (knocks) Skinny.. Skinny open up!
Skinny: No Micah!
Micah: I've got a gift for you
Skinny: Don't want it.
Micah (sighs): Have it your way.. (kicks door in)
Skinny: *raises pistol* Get back!
Micah: (shoots him dead) anda always was disappointing Sknny.
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DEMONS:
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#1:
Deadpool: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Satan was Wes Craven. Or. Some guy in an ambulance. Than I think we can all know how it truly feels.. To be in a marching band.
Micah: Yeah for the movie guy!
All: Hooray!
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#2:
Dash runs over, saying the kids were kidnapped.
Seras: anda sure?
Dash: Of coarse I'm fucking sure!
Dash (reads it): Who's Micah Bell?
Carly: … What?
Dash: It says "I'm alive again.. Sort of.. And I have your kids, hawhawhawhaw" Aww, he put a picture of a bird.
Seras: Honey, I think it mea-
Dash: I know what it's suppose to mean, but it's still cute.
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#3:
Freddy: anda guys wanna go stay somewhere while we wait.
Micah: Is it Elms Street?
Freddy (long pause): ... No.
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Micah: We did it Blastic! [checks the area] We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the- [shocked] SWEET JESUS, WHAT'S THAT?!
Ogdan's framed dollar on the dinding has a tiny dot of paint on it upon close inspection. Micag's eyes crack, break, and drip on the floor. He then falls over].
Brutaloo walks over.
Micah (eyes normal): We're dead, Blastic! Do anda know what that is?!
Brutaloo: Hmm... it's a dollar. I win!
Micah That's not just a dollar. It's Ogdan's first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT PAINT ON IT!
Brutaloo (unconcerned): I think anda are over-reacting buddy, I don't see any paint.
Micah: Okay, [takes the dollar off the wall] this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. [tries to wipe the paint off with his kemeja but it only makes the paint even lebih noticeable] There! I think I got it. [notices the paint. He becomes nervous so he wipes it lebih but the dollar becomes completely covered in paint. Micah screams]
Brutaloo: Oh, now I see it!
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Brutaloo: [angrily] This is all stupid Ogdan's fault! If he hadn't hung that damn dollar in the first place...! I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it?! anda could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! (Micah has intrigued face) anda might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would...
Brutaloo: Hurry girl, take out your wallet!
Brutaloo: I don't see where you're going with this... [takes out her wallet and pulls out a dollar] hey, a dollar!
Micah: Our butts are saved! Now all we have to... Blastic, NO! [Blastic puts her dollar in a vending machine] Blastic! No, why did anda put it... [the dollar comes out] GRAB IT BLASTIC, GRAB IT HURRY, HURRY, I ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in] Aww, Blastic, no, no! [dollar comes out again] GET IT GIRL, GET IT, GET IT! ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in again and covers the hole so the dollar won't come out again] Oh, no-ho-oh!
Brutaloo: [eats a cokelat bar as she approaches an annoyed Micah] Wanna bite?
Micah: Okay, okay, we still have time! [looks in a mirror] Don't panic, Micah, panic is the enemy. anda are strong. Through your strength, anda shall overcome!
[Ogdan is heard approaching the door while singing]
Micah's reflection: You're on your own, pal. [walks away]
Micah: [screams as he runs in circles around Blastic]
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#6:
Micah takes out the trash finds dumbster writing. Amongst them is the word "beautiful".
KKK Member: (clearly disgusted) anda ciuman your mother with that mouth!? (pulls out the trash bag)
Micah: Well she's in Heaven so I can't- *Klan member leaves* Hm.
Brutaloo: hey buddy.
Micah: hey Blastic, do anda know what this word means?
Brutaloo: Ogden? Isn't he that badass wannabe anda work for?
Micah: No not that one. *points at word* That word
Brutaloo: Beautiful... Hey, that's one of them villain enhancers.
Micah: Villain enhancers?
Brutaloo: anda use them when anda want be extra evil. anda just sprinkle it over anything anda say, and Wham-O! Your lebih evil than ever!
Micah: Oh I get it.. (aham) Hello Blastic. Beautiful hari we're having, isn't it?
Brutaloo: Why, yes it is, Micah. This beautiful hari is particularly fuckin' beautiful!
*They start saying the word "beautiful" over and over again*
Micah: Ooh you're right Bruts, my lips are tingling from the cruelity of this conversation.
Brutaloo: Oh, mine, too!
[both laugh]
Micah: It tingles when I laugh!
(The selanjutnya hari Micah enters the resturant Ogdan owns).
Micah: Howdy costumers. Beautiful hari isn't it? (the demon customers are all shocked from the word).
Michael Myers: (gasp) Did he just say!?
Pinhead (eyes narrow at Micah): Eye, he did.
Micah: hey Brute, beautiful hari today isn't it?
Brutaloo: Pretty beautiful indeed.
Old Demon: I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.
Micah: (taps intercon) Attention costumers, everyone feeling beautiful today, because today's beautiful weather makes me feel full of cinta for all things beautiful ... (a number of Demons are seen Frozen in time as Micah continues, all dumbfounded at Micah unknowingly using kind and compassionate words) ... (Ganger is walking by) It'll be a beautiful pleasure. (Ganger grows giant ear at hearing the word).
Micah: hey Ganger, beautiful hari isn't?
Jason Voorhees (family guy voice): I don't understand. That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work happily.
Demon (angrily): Let's go somewhere lebih nasty to eat!
Everyone leaves
Chucky (Brad Douiff): Those foul-mouth bottom feeders.
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Micah: So what game we fuckin' playing?
Brutaloo: Snakes and latters.
(They pull it out, Micah goes first)
Micah: (shakes dice) Come on, Marston built a stupid RANCH!
Brutaloo: Oop, anda got a snake.
Micah: FUCK!! (goes down snake)
Brutaloo: *rolls* Yes! Ladders! Fuck yeah!
Micah: Come on.. (rolls) Fuck, snakes again, shit.
Brutaloo: *celebrates obnoxiously after each roll, both swearing obsessively*
Brutaloo: This is it asshole. Get snakes again, anda lose.
Micah: *growls* FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS!! *rolls dice*
Micah: Ha! Latters!
*the die roll to snakes*
Micah: AW CRAP! (covers mouth)
Brutaloo (dramatically): Ooh. anda didn't say shiiiiit
Micah: No, I, it was an accident!