#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay atau a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but anda might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider anda a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it oleh summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want lebih of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: anda know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do anda get from being a slut? HIV. What do anda deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What anda thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I cinta golden showers!
ME:


#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead gerobak, keranjang in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And anda put in a freezer so other have to clean.. anda shouldn't be a professor!.. anda shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where anda can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all anda want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching shrek 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do anda have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 tahun old, who has a 16 tahun olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that pertanyaan does is make me wanna meninju, pukulan your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!