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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay atau a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but anda might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider anda a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it oleh summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want lebih of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: anda know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do anda get from being a slut? HIV. What do anda deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What anda thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I cinta golden showers!
ME:



#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead gerobak, keranjang in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And anda put in a freezer so other have to clean.. anda shouldn't be a professor!.. anda shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where anda can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all anda want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching shrek 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do anda have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 tahun old, who has a 16 tahun olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that pertanyaan does is make me wanna meninju, pukulan your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
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Breaking Bad is a 'must watch' AMC series, my friends and brother got me into
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#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..


#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..


#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...


#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE topi LOCK!!


#5:
"What a person from london called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth


#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.


#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..


#8:
"How are unicorns made?"
ME: With cinta and fresh farts.
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 55

Hawkeye's Party

August 25, 1956

At 6:55 AM, most of the ponies were heading to work at the Cheyenne train station....
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The bulan award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If anda were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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#1: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:

This one I TRULY hate everything about it.

It's worse then Lilly's opposite side.

The best way of describing this story.

Is saying its a serigala version of FILLY FOOLING.

Sex is primary theme.

No real plot..

It's starts off joining a scene from Towards North with Blood (same writer). But it's turns into a incest between Kate and Lilly.

Though oleh now, I guess that isn't overly surprising.

It happens a lot unfortunately, people like that, are messed up.

But this one gets worse.

The selanjutnya chapter has Kate and Lilly have sex with Winston (their own fucking father)..

Theirs also...
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#1: FAMILY GUY:
I am absolutely OBSESSED with this show..


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


#2: WALKING DEAD:
I wrote a spoof of it. But never made REAL fanfictions of Walking Dead..


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


#3: SOUTH PARK:
I try to avoid South Park fanfiction though.. I don't want my respect of the tampil it being lowered..


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


#4: BAND OF BROTHERS:
One word describes this..
F##king awesome!


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

#5: BREAKING BAD:
What ever happened to this show? :(


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

#6: SIMPSONS:
Homor is a legend :)